猫猫的心思很难猜

How can you tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.
如何判断你的猫有没有暗中想要干掉你。

蹭蹭可不都是撒娇的表现

Kneading on you: you may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internals for weaknesses.
猫猫在你身上蹭来蹭去滚来滚去的，你以为这是撒娇咩？错啦，猫猫是在仔细观察你的命门在哪。

对视的时候千万不能退缩

If you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. Looking away will signal to your cat that you are weak, and an attack is likely to follow.
如果不幸和你的猫猫对视了，千万不要羞涩！勇敢地瞪着它吧！移开视线这种示弱的举止会被猫猫认为是霸气不足，于是它就会欺负死你的。。。。。。

勘探地形 知己知彼

Your cat will often hide in order to study you in your natural habitat.
猫猫喜欢跟你玩躲猫猫，其实它是在暗中观察你的一言一行，找准你最不设防的那个点！

挠脸是屡试不爽的绝招

Cats aren't very good at smothering people, but this won't stop them from trying.
猫猫不怎么会闷死人，于是只能用挠的~天天挠一点，持之以恒，一定挠死你~

杀死耗子给主人看

This isn't a gift. It's a warning.
猫猫抓老鼠可不是为了报答你，是跟你示威呢：迟早有一天你的下场和这只耗子一样~

欲成大事先饿其体肤

Through this painful feeding and purging process cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat.
哪一天猫猫开始吃草了，不是因为它想补充维生素，而是因为人家正在做战前准备！

攻击之前先断粮草

Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all communications to the outside world.
通讯技术发达是我们逃生的有力手段！于是猫猫必须先破坏你的电脑。下次发现它趴在你的键盘上，一定毫不犹豫拎起来扔到一边！

打不过就要跑得快

Sprinting at light speed out of any room you enter: When your cat does this, it's actually a failed ambush.
你一进屋猫就逃，说明猫儿心虚了。

不讲卫生的猫真的不是好猫

After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room. This is practice for burying bodies.
猫猫把垃圾啊排泄物啊什么的弄得到处都是，只有一个目的：用来埋了你。。。。。