不是每段恋曲都有美好回忆：美剧浮云夫妻大盘点 (上)
第20名：《单身毒妈》(Weeds)南希和彼得
How do you protect yourself when you’re a drug dealer dating a DEA agent? In Nancy’s case, she flew to Vegas for a quickie wedding to protect herself against him.
作为毒品交易团伙的一份子，在和DEA探员交往的时候，南希是如何掩饰好自己的身份呢？答案是：她飞往维加斯匆忙完成了婚礼以免自己的真实身份被对方知晓。
第19名： 《迷失》(Lost)凯特和凯文
When Kate was a fugitive, she married a cop. It's not exactly the best move.
在凯特逃亡途中，她恋上了一个警官还嫁给了他。这或许并不是最好的选择吧！
第18名《我为卿狂》(Mad about You)保罗和杰米
When Paul and Jamie learned that the man who officiated their wedding wasn’t licensed, it turned out their entire marriage was a sham, forcing them to rush to a justice of the peace to make sure they kept their same anniversary.
当保罗和杰米发现他们的婚礼主持人居然是无照主持，这使得他们的婚礼俨然变成了假戏一场，两人不得不寻求当地诉讼确保婚礼有效~(哎，这未免也太囧了吧！)
第17名：《黑欲》(Lone Star)罗伯特和林德塞
In the two episodes that were aired of this show, we saw Robert Allen living a double life, and when the heat was on, he added fuel to the fire by marrying his girlfriend, even though he already had a wife.
在美剧《黑欲》唯一被播放出来的两集中：我们发现罗伯特原来过着双重生活。当战火挑起的时候，他还火上焦油地和女友结婚，浑然不顾自己已经是个有家室的人了！(被两个女人夹着生活，这“三明治”的日子能好过嘛！)
第16名：《俏妈新上线》(The New Adventures of Old Christine) 克莉斯汀和鲍勃
To make sure Barb didn’t get deported, Christine took advantage of California’s brief time legalizing gay marriage to concoct a fake lesbian green card marriage.
为了确保鲍勃不被驱逐出境，克莉斯汀利用加利福尼亚同性恋合法化的规定捏造出了一场女同性恋婚姻，顺利拿到绿卡。(记住了哈：“男同性恋”叫gay，“女同性恋”叫lesbian~)
第15名《公园与游憩》(Parks and Recreation)两只雄企鹅
Leslie Knope tried to promote the Pawnee Zoo by having a fake marriage of two new penguins, but things got controversial when it turned out they were both male.
莱斯利想要借助为动物园里两只新来的企鹅办婚礼的事带动下动物园的人气。可到头来事情却并非如他所愿，原来这两只企鹅都是男生哇！
第14名《青春密语》(The Secret Life of the American Teenager)本恩和艾米
Despite the fact that they were 16, only dated for a few weeks and she was carrying another man’s baby, Ben and Amy wanted to get married, so they got fake IDs to get the marriage license. It would be funny if they didn’t think it was a flawless plan.
尽管他们才只有16岁，才恋爱不过几星期，而且她肚子里还怀着别人的娃…本恩和艾米竟然想着要结婚了，于是他们用假证件去办理了结婚证。他们还一心觉得这是个天衣无缝的计划…
第13名：《识骨寻踪》(Bones)安吉拉和格雷森
When Angela tried to marry Hodgins the ceremony was stopped because she was already married, much to her surprise, thanks to an alcohol-induced trip to the south Pacific.
正当安吉拉准备嫁给霍金斯的时候，事情却中途起了波澜，原来安吉拉已经结过婚了，这一切还得归功于之前旅行途中的一次醉酒经历。
第12名：《科尔伯特报告》(The Colbert Report)科尔伯特和他的“淫”手
After Christine O’Donnell claimed that masturbation was the same as adultery, Colbert did the only logical thing: he married his own hand.
继克莉斯汀·奥多娜声称手淫就和通奸一样后，科尔伯特做出了一件合乎逻辑的事：他娶了他的“淫手”。(好吧，但愿他不是做出了一个“艰难的决定”！)
第11名：《老友记》(Friends)菲比和邓肯
To keep her figure skater friend Duncan in the country, Phoebe agreed to marry him, though even she was surprised to learn later that he was actually straight.
为了把邓肯留在国内，菲比答应嫁给他了，即使是后来她发现邓肯居然是个直男。
