基本型

Classic Style

Rarity Factor: 1/5

A basic and classic style that allows one to fall asleep easily; however, the teacher may fly into a rage when seeing students in this position.

What this body posture is saying: I am really tired.

无聊型

Boring Style

Novelty Factor: 1/5

This posture can be commonly seen during a class with a teacher speaking with a tedious, monotonous tone. Students who have listened to the entire lesson/lecture become so bored that they have gnawed their pencil eraser to bits.

What this body posture is saying: Your class is too boring.

不屑型

Disdain Style

Novelty Factor: 2/5

Students who do well with high marks and don't need to listen to the lesson can often be seen in this very lazy pose in which their body language shows them to be full of smug self-confidence.

What this body posture is saying: Whatever you say/ask of me, I know the answer/can do.

祈祷型

Prayer Style

Novelty Factor: 2/5

With fingers of both hands clasped together as if in prayer, this type of sleep posture clearly says one thing:

"Teacher, I beg you to quickly dismiss class soon, okay?"

萎顿型

Dejected Style

Novelty Factor: 2/5

Not understanding the lesson and feeling so depressed result in the automatical transition into this sleeping position.

Body Language: Listening, but still not understanding.

鸵鸟型

Ostrich Style

Novelty Factor: 2/5

He who takes this sleeping posture can be regarded as a person who lacks a sense of security. The student who is willing to sleep yet at the same time is afraid of being caught will naturally adopt this posture.

Body language: You can't see me, you can't see me...

美人型

Beauty Style

Novelty Factor: 3/5

Normally the girls who attend class without any interest in it, for example those preoccupied with boys on their minds, may adopt this emotionally-laden pose.

Body Language: My good man, you are so slow and dull-witted.

老大型

Boss Style

Novelty Factor: 3/5

In general, those who don't look fierce enough will find it difficult to have the courage to sleep like this. The disrespect shown to the teacher will make others shake their heads in dismay.

Body Language: I f**king want to sleep, what business is it of yours?

两人型

Double Style

Novelty Factor: 4/5

In my personal opinion, if this kind of sleeping position appears, then it can no longer be called "attending class". Those two students completely ignore the teacher's sputtering away in toil and their disrespect for the teacher is up to a level equivalent to teasing her.

Body Language: One on each side and feelings will last.

三人型

Triple Style

Novelty Factor: 4/5

Either the teacher has such a good nature to allow this behavior, or those students are too mischievous. When they want to sleep, they even form large groups as if to launch an opposition campaign. And their paying no heed to the teacher can even be called "burning the books and burying the scholars alive".

Body Language: Three people sleeping, must piss off the teacher.

枕头型

The Pillow

Novelty Factor: 4/5

This type of behavior could described as defiance. Sleeping is one thing, but they go so far as to attempt building a cozy sleeping environment! This already exceeds what normal people can understand/accept.

Body Language: Good pillow, no worries.

桌上型

Table Style

Novelty Factor: 5/5

Simply going too far. Putting the desks together to sleep on them, freely as if one were at home. No concerns at all. The teacher completely loses her authority.

Body Language: If sleeping then sleep, and sleep well.

站立型

Standing Style

Novelty Factor: 7/5

This posture already goes beyond the intended purpose of ordinary sleeping postures. It seems to proclaim: "I'm not tired, but I'm still going to sleep." A teacher seeing this kind of student presumably can only shake her head and sigh, and helplessly continue with the lesson, after being horrified and rendered speechless.