Have you ever walked into a room, looked at your cat, and thought ‘this creature must be out of this world’? Yup, cats are major weirdos and their behavior is something the simple mind of a mortal human finds difficult to grasp.
当你走进房间,看着你的猫咪,你曾有过“这种生物一定来自另一个世界”这样的想法吗?是的,猫咪多数都很古怪,而且想法单纯的普通人很难理解它们的一些行为。

Felines sleep in the most awkward positions one can imagine. They make the strangest facial expressions. Sometimes the kitties even do things the way humans do, and that's when things get even more funny and bizarre.
猫咪会以人们能想象到的最别扭的姿势睡觉。他们会摆出最奇怪的表情。有时候,猫咪甚至会用人类的方式做事,而那个时候事情会变得更有趣、怪诞。

We made a compilation of cats acting weird.
我们收集了猫咪的古怪行径:

 

Cats Are Weird
猫咪很诡异

 

For Some Reason My Sisters Cat Sits Like This Everyday
因为某些原因,我姐姐的猫咪每天都这样坐着。

 

This Is How My Friend Found The Cat In The Bathroom
当我朋友在浴室里发现猫咪的时候,它就是这个样子的。

 

So My Friends Cat Does This
我朋友的猫咪会这样做。

 

This Is My Friends Cat Eating Dinner
我朋友的猫咪在吃晚餐

 

A Cat Sitting On Some Stairs
一只猫咪坐在楼梯上

 

My Cat Doing Weird Cat Things
我的猫咪行为诡异。

 

I Know Cats Like To Sleep In Weird Positions, But This Is Probably The Most Ridiculous
我知道猫咪喜欢以奇怪的姿势睡觉,但这可能是最好笑的姿势了。

 

This Is How My Cat Begs For Food
我的猫咪就是这样讨要食物的。

 

My Cat Does This Thing
我的猫咪会做这样的事情。

 

Pole Dancer
钢管舞者

 

This Is Sara The Cat. All The Time.
这是猫咪莎拉。它一直是这个样子。

 

George Is A Cat That Prefers To Stand On 2 Legs
猫咪乔治喜欢用两条腿站着。

 

I've Never Seen A Cat Sit Like This Before
我从未见过猫咪这样的坐姿。

 

My Aunt’s Cats are Weird
我阿姨的猫咪很诡异

 

How My Cat Dave Was Laying. He Does This All The Time.
我的猫咪戴夫一直是这样躺着的。

 

My Cat Sits Like This When He Gets Excited
我的猫咪兴奋的时候就会这样坐着。

 

Office Cat
工作喵

 

He Sat And Stared At Me Like This For A Minute Before I Took The Picture.
我照这张照片之前,他就这样坐着,盯着我看了一分钟。

 

My Cat Always Sits On His Butt
我的猫咪总是以屁股着地的姿势坐着。

 

Went To Ask My Housemate Something And Found Her Cat Sitting Like This
去问我室友点事情,然后就发现她的猫咪正这样坐着。

 

Why Can't He Just Drink Out Of The Bowl Like A Normal Cat?
为什么他不能像一只正常的猫咪一样用碗喝水?

 

My Cat Is Weird
我的猫咪很古怪。

 

This Cat Pretending To Be Human
这只猫咪装出一副人的模样。

 

Milla The Weirdo
怪猫米拉

 

(翻译:Dlacus)

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