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President Underwood

Maryland State Police

Mr. Stamper

Game Six of the World Series

Jesus. I'm devastated. I love this man as if he were my son. Now, he's a fighter, and I'm sure that he'll pull through. Our prayers are with him.
"...said President Underwood during a press conference yesterday.
The Maryland State Police and Federal authorities have yet to locate Mr. Stamper's car or name any suspects."
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Game Six of the World Series went scoreless for 13 innings before a rain delay that turned an already epic evening into......