剧情：Sister Monica Joan从圣经上剪下来几页，Sister Evangelina认为这是因为她精神崩溃，要求她做尿检。

Hint:

1、Astley Cooper; Rousseau; Dewey; Apocrypha; Plato; Freud

2、 采用英式拼写。

I am placing the biography of Astley Cooper, master surgeon, next to the memoirs of Rousseau, since I deem it likely they conversed in life. The Dewey decimal system is altogether too earthbound, and likely to speak loudest to pedantic minds.
You have been cutting pages out of Bibles.
I have excised certain chapters of the Apocrypha. The act cannot be heretical. The Apocrypha is heretical itself.
Urine sample. Now, please. In case you've forgotten where the bathroom is, it is just across the way.
You think my mind is fractured, and the cause lies in my bladder. You are no better than Plato, who believed a woman's womb would roam her body, provoking psychological disease. I have put Plato here, next to Mr Freud, so they can be companions in their ignorance.
Sister, you've been martyr to your waterworks all winter, and you know, as well as I do, that the slightest infection can bring you right down.
But I am not brought down now. I am well, and filled with purpose.

我要把医学大师Astley Cooper的传记放在卢梭回忆录旁边，因为在我看来他们在生活中截然相反。杜威十进制系统太缺乏想象力，跟迂腐的人更加契合。
你竟然从圣经上剪下来几页。
我减掉了伪经的几章。我的行为并非异端，伪经本身才是异端。
尿液样本，现在，请。以免你忘了厕所在哪里，告诉你就在对面。
你认为我精神崩溃，而原因隐藏在膀胱里。你还比不上柏拉图，他认为女性的子宫会在身体里游走，从而导致精神疾病。我把柏拉图放在这里，紧邻弗洛伊德先生，这样他们就可以做无知的小伙伴了。
修女，你的泌尿系统整个冬天都有问题，而你和我同样清楚，轻微的感染都会拖垮你。
可我现在没事，我很好，并且很有目标。

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