Tixy, I have totally, utterly and unquestionably failed to lose my virginity. I may as well go to college with it written on my face.
Oh! Oh, my God, Rae, you need to help me.
Chloe! Because you and Finn went off last night, we ended up sharing a tent on your own!
I turn around to get in my sleeping bag and when I turn back, she's laying there in some sexy lingerie number.
Oh, my God! What did you do?
I let her kiss me for a minute, and then...
I pretended I was asleep. I feel terrible. Oh, my God! Can we go back to civilisation now, please?!