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lzzy

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Chop

Crimewatch

Tix

I got you a copy of the photos from the beer garden the other day.
Thanks. It's inevitable,lzzy. Thanks to this tent situation, we are pretty much turning up to college virgins.
Actually, er... I need to tell you something. Me and Chop had sex last night.
What? How could you let that happen? We had a pact.
Yeah, well, it wasn't like that. I went over to Chop's to show him the new underwear I bought to get him excited for camping and stuff, and then... well... we did it. It wasn't like I imagined it. It was on the couch in his lounge. Crimewatch was on in the background and Crimewatch scares me a little bit, so I was a bit distracted, but... I enjoyed it, though. The sex, I mean.
Congratulations.
Thanks.
So there I was, Tix, the last virgin standing. Two days to college, two shared tents and zero chance of a shag.

送给你一些几天前在啤酒元照的照片。
多谢。这是不可避免的，伊兹。非常感谢帐篷的安排，我们很有可能要变成大学处女了。
其实呢，我想跟你说点事。我和肖普昨晚做爱了。
什么？怎么可能会这样呢？我们都说好了的。
是啊，可是当时情况不允许啊。我去肖普那里给他看新买的内衣就是为了让他因为野营兴奋一下，然后......我们就滚在一起了。跟我想象的一点不一样。当时在客厅的沙发上，电视放了“犯罪观察”（BBC节目）那期节目还有点吓人，我有点心不在焉，但是我很喜欢，我是说性爱......
恭喜你。
多谢。
就剩我了，替克斯，最后一位处女了。还有两天去上大学，两顶共享帐篷，零机会亲密接触。

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