I got you a copy of the photos from the beer garden the other day.
Thanks. It's inevitable,lzzy. Thanks to this tent situation, we are pretty much turning up to college virgins.
Actually, er... I need to tell you something. Me and Chop had sex last night.
What? How could you let that happen? We had a pact.
Yeah, well, it wasn't like that. I went over to Chop's to show him the new underwear I bought to get him excited for camping and stuff, and then... well... we did it. It wasn't like I imagined it. It was on the couch in his lounge. Crimewatch was on in the background and Crimewatch scares me a little bit, so I was a bit distracted, but... I enjoyed it, though. The sex, I mean.
So there I was, Tix, the last virgin standing. Two days to college, two shared tents and zero chance of a shag.