It stinks in here.
They add that boy smell, so you know you're in a changing room!
You looked good out there. Proper manly.
You say the weirdest stuff sometimes! You do!
You don't think I'm weird, though, do you?
I don't want you to think I'm weird by asking if you think I'm weird. By the way, I'm not paranoid about stuff like that, I'm not some kind of person... Oh, my God!
You don't have to kiss me because you feel sorry for me.
I'm not kissing you cos I feel sorry for you. I'm kissing you because I want to. And also, maybe to shut you up a little bit.