It's been two days and he still hasn't called. I'm such an idiot! It clearly wasn't a date.
I thought it might not be a date. You guys hang out all the time. Have you even kissed yet?
I don't think it was a date.
What about what he wrote on your back? He must like you.
Yeah, well, the thing with that was... I'd had three Tia Marias. So maybe he actually wrote something really weird, like... I'm an emu.
Rae... Oh... Maybe you're right about what he wrote, but he meant it as a friend.
I don't want him as a friend. I want him to go down on me for so long that he has to evolve gills.
All right, calm down... and drink some of your coke.
I think I might know why he hasn't been in touch, Rae.
It's because you beat him at bowling.
Men don't like being beaten at sports.
Do they not?
No, seriously. They feel like it, um, emasculates them. I read it in Just Seventeen.
What am I going to do? My relationship is over and it hasn't even begun.
No, no, calm down. You need to be in a situation with him where he can show you that he's manly. You know? Where he can show you that he is strong... and he is fierce.