If only there's a program that can be installed in a man's brain that could interpret what girls' say.

如果……能有一个软件装到男人的脑袋里，翻译女孩子们的语言……就好了……

boy: what's the problem?

男生：怎么啦？

girl: nothing.

女生：没事。

*program interpret*

软件翻译中……

Program: no, it's not nothing. You should say sorry and hug her!

软件：不不不，不是真的没事！你该去道歉、然后抱抱她！


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