We met that night, Tixy. Just him and me. We hadn't said it was a date, but it definitely was a date. By the way, his arse is so beautiful that sometimes. I have to stop myself from crying when I look at it. Not too shabby, Findlay.
Right, you're up. Are you sure you don't want the bumpers up?
No, I'll be all right.
Aim just to the left or the right of the centre one, yeah? Just try and hit them. I thought you said you'd never played before!
I say a lot of things.
That's how it's going to be, is it?
That's how it's going to be. I was in heaven, Tix. It was the greatest date in the history of dating.