• 英语小笑话:决斗

    小破了衣服。[/cn] [en]It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."[/en][cn]显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。”[/cn] [en]"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."[/en][cn]“嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”[/cn] [en]"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"[/en][cn]“我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”[/cn]

    2016-05-08

    英语小笑话

  • 英语小笑话:不要和小孩争论

    [en]A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically1 impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.Irritated, the teacher reiterated2 that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."[/en][cn]一个小女孩和她的老师正在谈论有关鲸鱼的事情。她的老师说:“一头鲸鱼从身体构造的角度看,是不可能吞掉一个人的。因为尽管鲸鱼是一种非常巨大的哺乳动物,可它的嗓子非常小。”那个小女孩说约拿(一位西伯来先知)就是被鲸鱼吞掉的。她的老师非常生气,她再次告诉小女孩说:“从身体构造角度来讲,鲸鱼是不可能吞掉一个人的。”那个小女孩说:“那等我到了天堂,就去问问约拿。”她的老师问:“那么,假如约拿下了地狱怎么办?”那个小女孩回答:“如果是那样的话,你就去问他。”[/cn]

    2016-05-08

    英语小笑话

  • 英语小笑话:不要告诉她

    [en]Two twins went to the kindergarten.“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nurse.[/en][cn]两个双胞胎走进幼儿园。“你们两个谁大谁小?”保育员问。[/cn] [en]One of them winked and said,“Elder brother,don't tell her.”[/en][cn]其中的一个眨了眨眼睛说,“哥哥,不要告诉她。”[/cn]

    2016-04-23

    英语小笑话

  • 英语幽默小笑话:Goldfish 金鱼

    英语笑话让人会心一笑,今天,小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语笑话住了眼睛。 to blindfold the hostage 蒙住人质的眼睛 2. 妨碍视力;遮住(或挡住)…的视线: The tall man in the front blindfolded me. 前面的高个子男人挡住了我的视线。 3. 使不理解,使失去识别能力(或判断力、觉察力);使模糊不清;使迟钝;使迷惑;蒙骗: to blindfold you to the true purpose of her invitation 被蒙蔽而看不出她邀你的真正目的   [en] A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

    2017-10-19

    英语小笑话

  • 英语小笑话:吠狗不咬人

     The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid.  “没有关系,”一位先生说, Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" “不用害怕,你知道这条谚语吗:‘吠狗不咬人。’” "Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?" “啊,我是知道,可是狗也知道吗?” 词汇学习:  little  小的  bark 吠叫 [barking]是[bark]的现在分词形式  

    2016-10-13

    英语小笑话

  • 英语小笑话 | 谁发现了澳大利亚?

    英语笑话让人会心一笑,今天,小编给同学们收集、整理了几则特别有趣的英语笑话图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。 约翰尼:先生,在这儿。 老师:对了。萨默,你来回答我是谁发现了澳大利亚? 萨默:先生,是约翰尼。 [/cn]   [en] Lightning Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice? Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more! [/en][cn] 闪电 老师:为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方? 罗伊:因为它击中一个地方一次以后,那个地方就不存在了。 [/cn]   [en] The Climate of New

    2017-10-19

    英语小笑话

  • 英语小笑话:谁认为自己蠢就站起来

    A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" 一个老师在对学生们讲心理学,“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。 Little Johnny then stood up. 小约翰尼站了起来。 The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" “你认为你很蠢吗,小约翰尼?”老师问。 "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" “不是的,老师,我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。” 词汇学习: psychology 心理学 Everyone 每个人  

    2016-10-16

    英语小笑话

  • 英语小笑话:你说话了

    幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体,一个成功的笑话能流传千古,听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜,拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的英语小笑话,希望对大家有帮助。

    2016-10-15

    英语小笑话

  • 英语小笑话:可怜的人

    幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体,一个成功的笑话能流传千古,听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜,拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的英语小笑话:可怜的人,希望对大家有帮助。

    2016-05-08

    英语小笑话

  • 英语小笑话:终身保修

    幽默寓于笑话之中,它是笑话的精料,智慧之所在。笑话是幽默的载体,一个成功的笑话能流传千古,听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜,拍掌叫好!下面是小编整理的英语小笑话:终身保修,希望对大家有帮助。

    2016-05-08

    英语小笑话