Kids React to viral videos, This Episode: sitting on the toilet
小孩如何看待热门视频 这一集：坐在马桶上

Sitting on the toilet
坐在马桶上

Is she saying sticking toilet or sitting on the toilet
她是在说马桶很臭，还是在说坐在马桶上？

Sitting on the toilet
坐在马桶上

I dont get it
我不明白

Get some sass 12 Michael
12岁 Michael

Why?
为什么？

Now flush
现在冲水

Sitting on the toilet
坐在马桶上

Question Time!
提问时间！

So, emma, what was going on in that video?
艾玛，视频里发生了什么？

I'm guessing she is on a toilet
看得出来她是坐在马桶上

She's just sitting on a toilet
她只是坐在马桶上

Play it again!
再放一次！

And she doesn't have a neck
她没有脖子

No, no offense, i'm not try to be mean or anything
不，不是想冒犯她，我不是想说她坏话

But she doesn't have a neck so when she goes like..that looks funny
但是她没有脖子，她做这个动作的时候，很搞笑

He was sitting on the toilet
他坐在马桶上

Singing the song
唱着歌

He?
他？

It's a he
是个他吧！

I dont know it's a man or a women
我分不清是男是女

It's a she!
是个女的

Oh! it's a she
哦！是个女的

It's not a girl, shut up! you guys!
不是女的吧！别说了，你们！

And why does she singing over over over again?
她为什么不停的重复歌词？

I have no clue
我不知道

That's the whole point to the song that she was singing
那首歌就只有那个意思

There is not much that you could say about sitting on the toilet
坐在马桶上唱不出什么新意

Does she say anything else?
她有说点别的吗？

What did you think of her song?
你认为这首歌怎么样？

Well... i think it's funny
我觉得很搞笑

So amazingly awesome[/en
非常的棒

[en]It should like be on iTunes or sth, it should be on the radio

应该可以进iTunes里，应该在收音里播

I dont mean to be simon cowell here but...
我不想像 西蒙·考威尔一样，但是...（美国偶像评审）

That was absolute rubbish
那完全是垃圾！

That was kinda grube, but i wouldn't say that was the best song ever
感觉还行，但这不是我听过最好的

It was a song?
这也能算是歌？

Emma's Words Of Wisdom!!!
艾玛的智慧之言！！！

Why do you think she made this video?
她为什么会拍这个视频？

Probably to make people laugh
估计是为了搞笑

Cause she xxx person?

To get subscribles
为了更多关注

I bet she through no one's gonna see it
估计她以为没人会看这个

Coz she was bored
因为她很无聊

That's what i'll do when i was bored
我无聊时就会这样做

It's like teaching it's like Dora but better
像是在教人，就像那个 爱冒险的朵拉，但更好

Teaching kids how to sitting on the toilet
教小朋友怎么坐在马桶上

Would you ever make a video like this? -no
你会拍像这样的视频吗？ - 不

No, privacy, jeez!
不！隐私啊！

I dont want everyone to see my butt
我不想让所有人都看到我屁股

No, it's crime it's horror
不，这太恐怖了

If she made any other songs? what do you think those songs will be about?
如果她唱别的歌？你认为她会唱关于什么的？

Singing in the shower, singing in the shower
唱着歌洗澡，唱着歌洗澡

Eating at dinner table, eating at dinner table
在餐桌上吃饭，在餐桌上吃饭

Making toast, making toast
烤面包，烤面包

The toilet
关于马桶的

Another song about the toilet?
还是关于马桶的？

Yea
是

How many people do you think see this video?
你认为有多少人看过这视频？

100 is it popular?
100，这个热门吗？

Over 9000
超过9000

2 million
2百万

Don't tell me 4 million
别告诉我是4百万

5 million maybe
可能5百万

7 million?
7百万？

50 million
5千万

25 milllion or sth, right?
2千5百万左右，对吗？

The answer is 30 milllion
答案是3千万

Why?
为什么？

I dont know why
我不知道为什么

30 milllion
3千万

Damn! people need to get off YouTube
见鬼！大家真的应该少来Youtube

Oh my goodness!
我的天！

Oh my gosh!
我的天！

30 milllion
3千万

Would you share this video with your fiends?
你会把这视频分享给你的朋友吗？

I already have
我已经分享了

Yes, to show never to go out with her
是的，告诉他们永远不要和她出去约会

I'm gonna video tape it on my mom's video tape
我回去拿我妈的录像机录下来

I can bring it to school
然后就可以带到学校去

Why not?
为什么不呢？

Cause it seems weird
因为这很奇怪

Why do you think your friend will enjoy it?
为什么你会认为你的朋友会喜欢？

Because it's so cool
因为这很酷

Because it's so like ramdom and pointless, but it's hilarious
因为这个很无厘头，毫无意义，但很搞笑

Because peple like toilet humor
因为人们喜欢厕所的幽默

“NN” that stands for no neck
“NN”代表没有脖子

So many people have requested it on the comments kids react
无数人在Kids React里留言

For you guys to watch this video
要求你们看这个视频

Why do you think so many pepole wanted all you guys to watch sitting on the toilet?
为什么会有那么多人希望你们看这个？

To show children the good things in the world
秀给我们这个世界上美好的事物

I dont know why they wanna us to watch half of those stuff that we watch
我们看的这些视频，有一半都不知道是出于什么目的

I dont know why
我不知道为什么

Maybe they wanted to see if emma has some philosophical insight on the true meaning of sitting on the toilet?
也许他们想知道艾玛对坐在马桶上会有什么独到的见解

Well do you have any philosophical insight to the true meaning of sitting on the toilet?
你对坐在马桶上有什么独到的见解吗？

As we sitting on the toilet
我们坐在马桶上时

As we sit on the toilet we excrete our fear and anger into the bowl of prosperity
我们可以宣泄困惑与愤怒到这个繁荣的地方

Michael's Words Of Zen!!!
麦克的感悟禅语！！！

I always see the comments they said
我总在留言里看到

Show them sitting on the toilet
给他们看坐在马桶上

And i'm thinking why would we show all the people from kids react sitting on the toilet
我就想，为什么他们要看我们都坐在马桶上？

Now you understand
现在你明白了

Yes i do! that's sitting on the toilet
是的，我懂了！那才是坐在马桶上

We're not gonna be sitting on the toilet thank god!
并不是让我们坐在马桶上，谢天谢地！

Thanks for watching
感谢收看

Let me know what video i should watch next?
让我知道下个视频我该看什么？

To watch deleted scenes click the box below
想看删除的部分请点击下面的方框

Trust me, it'll be worth it
相信我，是值得的

Sitting on the toilet sitting on the toilet
坐在马桶上，坐在马桶上

Goodbye! see you real soon!
再见！下次再见！

I'm last? no, i dont wanna fade out!!!
我在最后？不！我不想被淡出！！！

 

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