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"What you, what you, Charlie," "I don't like this."

"Oh" "What is it?" "An old banana." "An old banana? Don't you think that's exciting?" "No." "What are you doing?" "Pushing it." "OK."

"Wow, a battery and an onion. What's wrong?" "Her don't want an onion." "Did you smell your onion? Here, smell it." "No, no, I smelled it."

"Eggs, eggs." "Open it." "A hot dog."

"What is that?" "I got a girl activity book and stickers. I am not a girl." "me, I'm not a boy." "I'm not a plumber either." "This was the worst present ever."

"What is this?" "Marisa, what do you tell me all the time about my cooking?" "I love it." "You love my cooking, so I made you something." "Why is it like, why this sandwich looks like that?" "You should appreciate." "I appreciate her giving us a present but I don't want to be like that, a sandwich, oh my. I love your cooking when you cook like dinners, like pot hot goods or Orea or full wings, something like that, not just a sandwich. I won't eat off of it." "So Marisa, so you don't want that peanut butter jelly sandwich?" "I'll eat it. I'll eat it."

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"It's happened to be a sandwich. Isn't that what you asked for?" "No, I asked for a toy."

"What did you say about Santa?" "He'll put you on the naughty list." "Why?" "Because you gave me a stupid Hello Kitty jacket, you nurds"

"What did I give you Jason?" "Some black beans, cheese and a waffle house hair. What's in there?" "A potato." "Oh, you got Mr. Potato in hand. .... Santa " "No, Santa does not have those things. I saw you get out of car in the garage. Don't think that you're Santa Claus." "Are you upset?"

"You stupid nurds, I fucking hate you and I hate you all."

"What, I got ponies." "That was your great grandpa's pony." "I got ponies." "What, guys, what's wrong? You're not excited about your presents?" "I got ponies. I don't want ponies. They're for girls." "Mine is a stupid book." "We thought really hard about what to get you this year." "Well you didn't do a very good job." "It is the worst present I've ever had."

"A stapler?" 'And China what did you get?" "A cook book." "Mario, what did you get?" "I don't know." "It's an invisible fence for your dog." "Please don't joke." "I think it was." "Well, Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it." "Well, tell him to suck my balls."

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We did this on the Halloween with candy and got a lot of response to it. So we did it again this time for Christmas. I asked parents to tell their kids that they gonna let them open one present a few weeks earlier. But instead of good present, I said put something that kids won't like in the box and then upload a video of that to Youtube label "Hey Jimmy Kimmel, I gave my kids a terrible present." And a lot of people did do this and they did give their kids terrible presents and a lot of kids surprisingly reacted poorly to that. "Open it up. You don't want that for Christmas?" "You stinky nurds. Take this back." "Take it back where? This is yours." "I want a refund." Noted. Let me say, if Santa gives that kid anything he's fired. He's done. He has no credibility any more.