没有了乔布斯的苹果会是什么样子？

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Jobs
Arlin
Spongebob Squarepants
Macbook
Shut up. Shut up. Hello everyone. You may have seen me in and around the offices. My name is Mr. Cook. And I will be running things in Mr. Jobs' absence. You suck. All right. Has anyone seen Arlin, head of retail? I'm right over here. Oh. According to this Mr. Jobs changed the sitting chart, obviously. OK. Not supposed to have gum here. All right. I would like to get some progress reports from everyone. Design team. I'm sorry. I don't think we've met. Your name is? Spongebob. Spongebob Squarepants. So we have a comedian in the room. I love comedy. But right now, let's focus up. What are your team woking on? Ah, we've been working on the iFart, sir. I see. What does that do? I'm not quite into that one. Marketing, your storyboards are due today. yeah, I don't have them. Why is that? I stuck them up my butt. Mr. Jobs lets us leave at 3:30 on Wednesdays. Also sometimes he lets us watch movies.. Yeah Well, you are not because actually we duty to video comment with the software team about the iPhone 5's cloud capabilities. Does anyone know how Mr. Jobs turned on the video? Ah, the bottom's under the table where you are standing over there. I thought we weren't supposed to have gum in here. OK, who threw a Macbook. I realize that most of you probably miss Mr. Jobs, but I am in charge now and I deserve some respect. And the sooner we get our work done here, the sooner we can go out and enjoy this beautiful... What is so funny? Listen, marketing, design, finance, we are gonna play the silent game. The first one who speaks, loses. Good. You lost. Alright, you won. Fine. Let's all just play heads up, seven up. Yeah.