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Hollywood, CA — Just hours after People magazine revealed that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits after five years of marriage, a source from the law firm that drew up the five year marriage contract has come forward with it’s details.

According to the source at the law firm, here are just a few of the conditions of the contract:

#4 – Ms. Holmes will receive $3 million per year of marriage, with a $20 million bonus at the end of the fifth year. Ms. Holmes is required to pay $10 million to Mr. Cruise if she terminates the marriage before the five years.

#17 – $10 million bonus per offspring produced.

#690 – Cannot speak to anyone about the “special” male friends of Mr. Cruise.

#750 – Must live by the rituals, practices and laws of The Galactic Federation of Planets.

#857 – Xenu outfits are to be worn at all religious ceremonies and during mating sessions for offspring.

#915 – In the rare occurrence that Xenu returns to earth or Teegeeack, Ms. Holmes must accompany Mr. Cruise on the mothership or a vessel of his choosing, or forfeit any money earned.

沪江娱乐快讯：昨日，一条汤姆·克鲁斯与凯蒂的“婚前协议”被国内数家网站广泛转载，报道称，从编号来看协议可能长达上千条，且内容极为苛刻，不为常人所理解。比如，第4条规定：婚后凯蒂将每年获得300万美金，第五年年末将获得2000万美金的奖励。如果凯蒂在五年内中止婚姻，需向汤姆-克鲁斯支付1000万美金；第17条规定：每生下一个孩子将获得1000万美金作为奖励；第690条：不得与任何人谈论克鲁斯先生的“特别”男性好友；第750条：必须按照银河星球联邦的规定生活。

第750条提到的“银河星球联邦”尤其令人匪夷所思，接下来还有更令人大跌眼镜的。第857条规定：凯蒂在宗教典礼和产期内必须着Xenu服装；第915条规定：一旦Xenu重返地球，凯蒂必须陪同汤姆克鲁斯坐上丈夫选择的航母或是船舰，否则将被没收所有财产。(注：第750、857、915条和外星人及银河系相关内容可见科学教创始人L. Ron Hubbard的书，因他原先是科幻作家)

汤姆·克鲁斯在科学教会发表讲话

报道一出，连著名编剧宁财神都在微博上惊呼：“这难道是美剧《生活大爆炸》里谢耳朵附体？” 随后，实名认证为《南方周末》特约撰稿人的微博用户“flypig”发现，这一婚前协议其实是从国外一个名叫“Super Official News”（超级官方新闻）的假新闻网站上，搞了一篇来自“The Ass Press”（屁股通讯社）的文章，翻译了过来，当成正经新闻登了。之后，连“打假斗士”方舟子也通过微博为阿汤哥“伸张正义”了：“翻译删掉了几条最搞笑的，不知是没有幽默感还是怕露馅。”

细数阿汤哥的怪异行为

阿汤哥在离婚后各种传言可谓漫天飞，有说其性冷淡的，有说其同性恋的，尤其是其笃信的科学教（Scientology)更是随着阿汤哥的离婚大红大紫了一把。据说，阿汤哥是在首任妻子、女星咪咪·罗杰斯的引领下加入科学教的，新闻集团的默多克上周日发布系列推文，称此教是“非常古怪的邪教”，而克鲁斯可能是该教二号或三号人物。

虽然阿汤哥在科学教中的地位我们无从知晓，但是自入教后，阿汤哥就频频因为怪异行为而成为众人议论的焦点。

阿汤哥怪异行为一：吃胎盘

Tom Cruise is planning to eat the placenta after fiancèe Katie Holmes gives birth to their child.

The actor, 43, said: 'I thought that would be good. Very nutritious.'

食胎盘称有营养

自从当年凯蒂怀孕的消息曝光后，阿汤哥就总有惊人之举，其中最著名的就是他要求凯蒂安静生产，分娩时不得出声，如果说这个要求已经够吓人的话，当场吃掉自己孩子的胎盘和喝胎儿的脐带血就更令人感到不可思议了。阿汤哥还称，这些物质很有营养，“我会在产房就当场吃下去。”

阿汤哥怪异行为二：猴子跳

Appearing on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' in May that year, the movie super-star's budding romance with the younger Holmes was the talk of Hollywood.

Cruise spent most of the interview with Oprah giggling about his new relationship and jumping around wildly, before running off to drag a blushing Holmes on to the set.

"I'm in love," he proclaimed to Oprah and her audience.

His antics of jumping on the show's couch and fist pumping have since been parodied all over the globe.

两度上演“猴子跳”

2006年，在美国雅虎公司的一个季度节目“实力人物开口说”中，当主持人提到凯蒂肚里的宝宝时，阿汤哥高兴得不能自已，“嗖”的一声，跳上沙发。从沙发上下来后，他又当众给凯蒂一个深情的吻，然而他表示，这远远不足以显示他对她的爱。而在此之前，活泼的阿汤哥也曾在2005年做客奥普拉主持的脱口秀节目时，当众跳上沙发又坐下，接着宣布他深爱着凯蒂。此举还被美国《人物》杂志评选为2005年度明星经典时刻之一。

阿汤哥怪异行为三：曾禁欲

We can thank Rogers for the couch-jumping shrink-hating Cruise we know and love because she introduced him to Scientology when they were married. "Tom was seriously thinking of becoming a monk. And he though he had to be celibate to maintain the purity of his instrument..." she said, explaining their split.

前妻爆阿汤哥曾禁欲

就在阿汤哥将与凯蒂举行婚礼的前不久，他的第一任妻子咪咪·罗杰斯突然大爆猛料，称两人离婚是因为阿汤哥总是拒绝与她亲热，他甚至曾说想当和尚。“他曾非常认真地考虑去当个和尚，说是为了保持身心的纯洁，必须禁欲。但我却不想陪着他守活寡，所以只能分手。”她还透露，当年汤哥向她求婚时一点儿都不浪漫。

阿汤哥怪异行为四：爱出风头

It sounds like Tom has taken a page out of one of his action movies. A-list celebrities know they can’t be too careful. Tom’s vehicles look perfectly normal, but in reality they are more like armoured trucks. He really, really loves his cars and he can afford the best.�

Tom has also had bombproof features included on his car and has had his drivers trained in self-defence.

重金打造防弹车

“阿汤哥”爱收藏名车，却怕驾车时遭遇意外，于是砸重金将所有座驾都改成“防弹车”，就像装甲车那么坚固。此外，他还训练司机，教他们如何在危急时迅速帮他逃出车外。

阿汤哥怪异行为五：爱受追捧

According to a source with radio station K-Earth 101, the Cruise camp was willing to go to great lengths to garner some positive publicity. In fact, they went so far as to offer a screening for anyone at the station and their friends at the Cruise home, if only they'd "say 'nice things' about the movie," according to the source.

欲贿赂之声帮其吹捧

2008年，美国一家之声爆料，说阿汤哥为让自己圣诞节上映的新片《刺杀希特勒》能受到好评，竟然公开贿赂这个之声的所有工作人员。他派人告诉之声人员，愿意花大钱请之声数百名工作人员及其亲朋好友，到他的豪宅看《刺杀希特勒》试片，还可以让大家参观他家，甚至接近女儿小苏瑞。但条件是，之声必须为电影说好话。之声对此没有直接拒绝，但第二天却曝光了此事，搞得全美人尽皆知，让阿汤哥丢尽脸。

阿汤哥与科学教

编后语：阿汤哥这次“中年危机”真是愈演愈烈。虽然内心焦灼，但是阿汤哥还是故作镇定地在冰岛拍摄其科幻电影《遗忘》(Obilivion)。究竟传言有几分真几分假，估计当事人也无暇去一一澄清。婚，是离定了，生活，还是要继续的。但愿“三进三出”的阿汤哥能够早日摆脱阴霾，该信的信，不该信的咱就别信了。

Developed by L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology is a religion that offers a precise path leading to a complete and certain understanding of one’s true spiritual nature and one’s relationship to self, family, groups, Mankind, all life forms, the material universe, the spiritual universe and the Supreme Being.

什么是科学教？

科学教自称是由拉斐特·哈伯德于二十世纪五十年代创立的宗教。科学教的核心是认为每个人都有一个应对人生创伤的反应式心灵，人生创伤给分析思维蒙上了阴影，使人们无法感受到现实世界。教派成员将接受一个名为“听析”的过程来找到创伤的根源，重新体验这一经历以便克服它，重新让分析思维占上风，迈向一个被称作“清晰”的精神状态。这一过程涉及一个被称作心灵电仪表(“E-meter”)的装置，教派成员称该装置可以在听析者询问一系列能够披露创伤根源的问题时计量人体电量流动情况。科学教认为：“科学是人们做出来的东西，而非信仰所在。”

在科学教中，儿童到6岁时需要被类似测谎机的“e-meter”电流器检查，由一班科学教道德专员喝问他们有否偷窃与有否说谎等，据称凯蒂要拯救苏瑞脱离这可怕体验才离婚，更想苏瑞过一个有朋友的正常童年。