Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone :

There once a boy named Harry. Destined to be a star. His parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightening scar. Harry goes to Hogwarts. He meets Ron and Hermione. McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor. Draco is a daddy’s boy. Quirrell becomes unemployed. The Sorcerer’s Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:

Ron breaks his wand. Now Ginny’s gone. And Harry’s in mortal danger. Tom Riddle hides his snake inside. His ginormous secret chamber.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaba:

Harry blows up Aunt Marge. The dementors come and take charge. Lupin is a wolf. The rat’s a man. And now the prisoner is at large. They use time travel so they can .Save the prisoner of Azkaban. Who just so happens to be Harry’s Godfather. I don’t really get it either.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire :

Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament. With dragons and mermaids. Oh, no! Edward Cullen gets slayed. He’s back.

Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix:

Harry, Harry, it’s getting scary. Voldemort’s back. Now you are a revolutionary Harry. Dumpledore, Dumpledore, why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him ? He is forced to leave the school. Umbridge arrives. Draco’s a tool. Kids break into the Ministry. Sirius Black is dead as can be .

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Split your soul. Seven parts of a whole. They’re horcruxes. It’s Dumpledore’s end.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows :

There once a boy named Harry. Who constantly conquered death. But in one final duel between good and bad. He may take his final breath.