1 乌姆里奇衣服好漂亮

Voldemort：Oh my God, I love your shirt! Where did you get it?
伏地魔：矮油~好稀饭你这件衣服！哪买的？？

Dumbledore: = =
邓布利多：= =

Umbridge: It was my mom's in the 80's.
乌姆里奇：这是我麻麻上世纪80年代衣服来的。

Voldemort: Vintage. So adorable.
伏地魔：复古风，好漂酿~！

Umbridge: Thanks！
乌姆里奇：谢谢！

Dumbledore: = =
邓布利多：= =

Voldemort: That is the ugliest f*ing shirt I've ever seen.
伏地魔：我×，这是我见过最难看的衣服了。

Dumbledore: I know!
邓布利多：我懂的！！

2 伏地魔杀死斯内普真相

Voldemort killed me, because I had a beautiful nose and a full head of hair.
伏地魔把我杀了是因为我有漂亮的鼻子，而且还有满满一头的秀发。

3 抱抱团

free hugs
爱的抱抱@@

4 抱我

Voldemort: Give me a hug!!
伏地魔：抱我！！

Malfoy: !!!
马尔福：额滴个神哪！！

5 西弗勒斯迟到原因

Voldemore: Severus...You are late.
伏地魔：西弗勒斯...你迟到了。

Severus: My lord...I brought tacos.
西弗勒斯：大王...我买了炸玉米卷哟。

6 哈利不懂礼貌

Harry Potter: Why don't you have a nose?
哈利波特：（魔魔叔叔）你怎么没有鼻子呀？

Voldemore: = =
伏地魔：= =

Dumbledore: Oh my God Harry, you ,can't just ask people why they don't have a nose...
邓布利多：天哪，哈利，你不能这么直接问人家为什么人家没有鼻子的啦...

7 蝙蝠侠反派人物客串

It's simple, kill the Batman.
解决问题很简单，杀了蝙蝠侠就行。

Who is the guy?
蝙蝠侠是哪位...？

8 伏地魔请客

Harry Potter...the boy who lived...come for pie.
哈利·波特...活下来的男孩...来吃饼吧！╮(╯▽╰)╭

9 社交网络客串

Want a hug?
想让我抱抱吗？

马克·扎克伯格：= =

伏地魔：O(∩_∩)O（卖萌啊！！！这个世界连伏地魔都会卖萌啦！！）