Do you know what it means to nete home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. （Henry Youngman）

晚上你回到家里，有一个女人会给你一眼爱情，一手温情，一怀柔情。你知道这意味着什么吗？这意味着你走错房子了，就是这个意思。 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. （Nash）

保持婚姻幸福的两大秘密是： 1. 一旦错了，立刻承认；2. 一旦对了，立刻闭嘴。

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.（Anonymous）

婚姻是唯一的和敌人同床共眠的战争。 

Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same"- Emily Bronte

不论我们的灵魂是什么做成的，他的和我的是一模一样的。——艾米莉•勃朗特

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you- A A Milne

假如你的寿命是100年，那我希望自己活到100岁的前一天，因为那样我的生命中每天都有你。——米尔恩

But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east and Juliet is the sun - Shakespeare "Romeo and Juliet"

嘘!那边窗户里亮起的是什么光?哦，那是东方，朱丽叶就是太阳!——莎士比亚，《罗密欧与朱丽叶》

He was my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong"- W.H. Auden

他是我的南北，我的西东。是我作息的意义。是我的日夜，是我欢唱谈话的内容。我以为爱会永恒不朽……我错了。——W•H•奥登