1. What year did Jesus think it was?
1. 上帝啊,你以为这是个什么年代?

2. Now, I don’t see color. People tell me I’m white and I believe them because police officers call me “sir”.

3. Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.

4. You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.

5. The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
5. 我们不能把十戒贴在法院的真正原因是:你不能让“不可偷窃”、“不可通奸”、“不可说谎”这样的字眼出现在一个满是律师、法官、政客的地方,这样会创造不利的工作环境。

6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

7. Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!

8. If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.

9. The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.

10. Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.