1. What year did Jesus think it was?
1. 上帝啊，你以为这是个什么年代？

2. Now, I don’t see color. People tell me I’m white and I believe them because police officers call me “sir”.
2．我眼睛分辨不出肤色。人们说我是白人，我信。因为警察尊称我“先生”。

3. Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.
3．“亚洲”这个词英语有四个字母，却拥有三十亿人。　

4. You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
4．你知道得克萨斯州的那些判决最大的影响是什么吗？那里人更少了。

5. The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
5. 我们不能把十戒贴在法院的真正原因是：你不能让“不可偷窃”、“不可通奸”、“不可说谎”这样的字眼出现在一个满是律师、法官、政客的地方，这样会创造不利的工作环境。

6. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
6．无神论就是不做预言的体制。

7. Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!
7．伙计，你瞧法语，每样东西都有不同的词表示。

8. If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
8．如果一个人一直都面带微笑，那他很可能是在推销不能用的东西。

9. The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it.
9．为什么我们说“美国梦”，你得先睡着才能相信。

10. Jesus forgives sinners, not criminals.
10．上帝宽恕罪人，可不宽恕罪犯。