【老友记】S3 E012(03) 苦恼的Ross
来源：沪江听写酷 2014-05-14 04:00
I know what's going on here. OK. Mark explained it all to me. He said this is what you guys do. Well, if, if, if Mark said that, then Mark's an idiot. Mark's a genius. Why? How? How is he a genius? Don't you see what's happening here? Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidante. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes to, to complain about you. What am I gonna do? Well, why don't you send her a musical bug? Oh no, you already did that. All right look, you're gonna have to go there yourself now, ok? Make a few suprise visits. I don't know, you guys. All right. Fine, don't do anything, just sit and talk to us. Meanwhile, she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe sensitive. And she's start thinking, "Maybe he's the guy for me because he understands me. " And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, oh man!
我知道这是怎么回事。 马克都和我解释了。他说你们男人都是这样。 好吧，如果马克这么说，那他就是个白痴。 马克是个天才。 为什么？怎么说？他怎么会是个天才？ 你还看不出来怎么回事吗？ 他没有勾引她，反而当了她的蓝颜。 现在她就会去和他抱怨你的不是。 我该怎么办？ 为什么不送她一个音乐盒？ 不，你已经送过了。 这样你必须亲自过去好吗？ 制造一点惊喜。 我不知道。 好吧，不要做任何事只是坐着和我们聊天。 这时候他正在和他谈论你。 他对她体贴入微。 她在想：“也许他就是我的另一半这么了解我。” 在你搞清楚之前，他们就在一起了。 你就会说，老天。