1.I help the weak. It's yet another way I'm exactly like Batman.
我向来帮助弱者。又一次证明了我就是蝙蝠侠在世。

2.Leonard, I platonically love you, man, but face it, you're a mess.
莱纳德，在精神上我还是很喜欢你的，兄弟，但是请你面对现实，你就是一团糟。

3.Oh, dear lord. A man pops out for a moment to evacuate his bowels and catch up on the adventures of the Caped Crusader, only to emerge to find his apartment has been transformed into a cabaret.
哦，真要命。人家只是走开了一下，清了清肠子，顺便追一下斗篷战士的冒险之旅，再出来就发现人家的公寓赫然变成了卡巴莱酒馆了。

4.Oh, I see why you're confused. No, her news sounded important, but what you’re forgetting is it was an achievement in the field of biology. That’s all about yucky, squishy things.
我知道你为什么会困惑。她的消息听上去很重要，可你忘了那是生物学领域的成就。都是恶心黏黏的东西。

5.It’s after nine o’clock. At this hour the streets of Pasadena are teeming with drunken sailors and alley cats.
已经过九点了，这时候的帕萨迪纳街头到处是喝醉的水手和野猫。

6.Hard as this may be to believe, it’s possible I’m not boyfriend material.
说出来可能也没人信，我可能不是当男朋友的料。

7.Ooohhh, my life-size cardboard Mr. Spock is here. I know he wouldn’t care for an outburst of human emotions, but, oh goody, oh goody, oh goody!
我的真人大小的卡纸板史波克先生到了。我知道他不喜欢常人情感的瞬间流露，可是，好棒哦，好棒哦，好棒哦。

8.Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto.
生生不息，早日去死，扎克瑞.昆图。

9.I have sheep, I need wood. Who has wood for my sheep?.... I just want wood. Why are you making it so hard?
我现在有绵羊，缺硬木。谁能拿硬木换我的绵羊？...人家只是想要硬木而已。有必要搞的这么难啊？

10.Speaking of cowboys, do you know what country has, not one, but two cows on its flag? The tiny landlocked nation of Andorra. Oooh, the next classic episode of Sheldon Cooper Fun With Flags is writing itself!
说道牛仔，知道哪个国家的国旗印着两只牛吗？内陆小国家，安道尔共和国。由谢尔顿.库珀出品的《旗帜的乐趣》精彩下一集题材如泉涌啊。