看老友记Friends学英语 第一季第四集

【剧情介绍】
大家伙儿在咖啡馆里头聊天，说如果自己万能的话想要做什么，菲比想要世界和平以及胸大，钱德想要永远万能，而乔伊悲催地听错了问题……

Monica: Alright. Phoebe?
Phoebe: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!
Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
All: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy.
Monica: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself!
Monica: ..Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!
Ross: Joey, uh- OMnipotent.
Joey: You are? Ross, I'm sorry..

【口语讲解】
1. I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest 我想要世界和平，没有饥饿，热带雨林能保全下来。
2. bigger boobs 胸大一点
    boobs是口语俚语中对于女子胸部的表达。
3. you took mine 你抢了我的愿望。
    针对那个big boobs，很搞笑。
4. there's always one guy. 总有这么些个贪心的人啊。
5. If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes. 如果我能许愿，我希望能再得到三个愿望。
    《渔夫和金鱼》还是什么的寓言故事里的桥段吧？
5. OMnipotent 万能的
    来自拉丁语Omni Potens，意思是all power。而Joey听成了什么呢？impotent 无能的，阳痿的囧……最悲催的是当Ross重复一遍的时候，他以为Ross说I'm impotent.杯具了~~