10.Owen and Cristina

#10 Owen and Cristina, Grey’s Anatomy

第十名:《实习医生格蕾》阴影笼罩的Owen和早已嫁给手术的Cristina
虽然这俩在一块总是天雷勾动地火,但就是状况不断。Owen自从意识到自己对Teddy的感觉后就一直放不下。而没心没肺的Cristina又是那么的痴迷于手术(还记得可爱的小眼睛女人为了让Teddy留下脱口而出的那句话吗?)。爱得太过于热烈对维持一段长久的关系并不是什么好事,因为它会引火烧身。

No matter how passionate these two can be, it will never work. He has too much emotional baggage and she’s too invested in her career. Hot, fiery love can only make a relationship work for so long, but it always burns out in the end.  

9.Aria and Mr. Fitz

#9 Aria and Mr. Fitz, Pretty Little Liars

第九名:《美少女的谎言》青春期多情且家庭危机的Aria和貌似王子的英语老师Mr. Fitz
有师生恋情结的粉丝们可能会希望这一对修成正果,但高中老师和学生恋爱的多半以老师开始铁窗生涯为结果。不过如果年轻又帅气的Mr. Fitz不怕虚度光阴蹲两年的话,没准能有戏。前提还得是高中毕业正是如花年纪的Aria到时还愿意等。

Fans may want these two together, but relationships between a high school teacher and a student almost always end with jail. However, if Mr. Fitz is willing to do a few years in prison, maybe they can make it work.  

8.Hank and Karen, Californication

#8 Hank and Karen, Californication

第八名:《加州靡情》滥情的Hank和痴心的Karen
有些人生来就不适应一夫一妻制来着,Karen再怎么沉迷于与Hank的恋情,也终究不能阻止他万花丛中过。

Some guys just aren’t made for monogamy, and as much as Karen may love being in love with Hank, he will never stop his philandering ways.  

7.Tyler and Lisa

#7 Tyler and Lisa, V

第七名:《V星来客》罗密欧朱丽叶式的Tyler和Lisa
一看就苦情的俩,她妈策划世界末日,他妈策划打击天外来客,没道理有好结果的……

The whole Romeo and Juliet thing is a bit played out, and since her mother is secretly plotting the end of the world and his mother is secretly plotting against the Visitors, there’s really no way this relationship will end well.

6.Kourtney and Scott

#6 Kourtney and Scott, Keeping Up with the Kardashians

第六名:真人秀《与Kardashians同行》Kourtney 和 Scott
Scott曾经在Kourtney家人面前酒后失态,事后再怎么补救恐怕也没用吧?俗话说狗改不了吃屎……

Scott has a history of embarrassing himself and Kourtney's entire family during his drunken escapades, and no matter how many times he comes groveling back, you can't teach a drunk dog new tricks.  

5.Tommy and Janet

#5 Tommy and Janet, Rescue Me

第五名:《火线救援》为孩子勉强在一起的Tommy和Janet
为了孩子想要努力求和的精神值得表扬,可惜积怨太多,闹得俩孩子比夫妻俩更有美满婚姻的幻象……

It’s admirable that these two try to make it work for their kids, but they’ve built up so much resentment for each other over the years that they make Jon and Kate look like the picture of marital bliss.  

4.Serena and Any Guy

#4 Serena and Any Guy, Gossip Girl

第四名:《绯闻女孩》翻脸像翻书的Serena和爱谁谁只要是男的(?)
这个世上,有些人就是注定无法和一个人安定下来好好经营一段感情,比如Serena。无论是书生气的Dan还是王子样的Nate,还是随便那个谁谁谁,她总有办法搞砸一切迅速恢复单身。所以各位小伙子们还是见着这位绕着点走为妙,省得深陷难以自拔她还不当回事儿。

Some people just aren’t made for relationships, and Serena is one of them. Whether she’s with Dan, Nate or someone else, Serena will always screw it up, so it’s best that any guy avoid this relationship trap.  

3.Ben and Amy

#3 Ben and Amy, The Secret Life of the American Teenager

第三名:《青春密语》剪不断理还乱的Ben和Amy
Ben很爱Amy,虽然她和Ricky有个孩子,而他和Adrian有个孩子。要是大人之间这种关系也就还好,要命的是这群小孩才十来岁还想做好朋友。记住以下这句话:你不能和你女朋友孩子他爹做好朋友,再说这孩子他爹还是你孩子他妈的男朋友……好的我直接晕了!

Ben loves Amy despite the fact that she has a baby with Ricky and he’s having a baby with Adrian. This could all be fine except for the fact that they’re teenagers and they all want to remain friends. Here’s a news flash: You can’t be friends with the father of your girlfriend’s baby who also happens to be the boyfriend of the girl having your baby.  

2.Brendon and Rachel

#2 Brendon and Rachel, Big Brother 12

第二名:真人秀《老大哥》非常混乱纠结的Brendon和Rachel
也只有真人秀节目里头才会出现这种吵得昏天黑地然后迅速和好甜蜜蜜啊甜蜜蜜的事儿。待节目一结束?掰了吧!

Here’s what happens nearly every day in the Big Brother house: Rachel gets drunk and starts acting like the hard-partying Vegas cocktail waitress she is. Brendon gets upset that she’s acting like a fool and scolds her. Then she gives him a death stare and pouts while he attempts to take back what he just said and smooth things over. She explodes, defending her actions and asking if he really loves her. He acts like the world’s biggest pushover; they make up and make out, and fall asleep in each other's arms. This constant fighting and making up is incredibly toxic, and the likelihood of them staying together after the show is nonexistent.  

1.Booth and Any Woman Other Than Brennan

#1 Booth and Any Woman Other Than Brennan, Bones

第一名:《识骨寻踪》Booth和随便哪个女人都没戏除非介个女银叫做Temperance Brennan绰号Bones谢谢~
希望Booth和Brennan在一起的粉丝那不是一般的立场坚定斗志强来着,所以随便哪个女人跟Booth牵个小手亲个小嘴儿啥的立马就会成为众矢之的被骂到去shi~~所以Cam筒子您能挺到现在还拥有众多粉丝群实在是电视史上的一大生命奇迹撒~~总之在Brennan姐姐顿悟之前,Booth就应该下柜囤货不销售来着,一切其他女银退散啊退散!

The fans who want Booth and Brennan together are more rabid than anyone, so any woman Booth dates is guaranteed to be the most hated lady on TV. Until Brennan comes around, Booth should just stay off the market.