美文欣赏:男人的问题
来源:沪江听写酷
2011-07-01 01:24
男人也是善变的动物,你了解么?
hints:
Kampunc
stubborn
PS:无需听写题目,直接从正文开始。
hints:
Kampunc
stubborn
PS:无需听写题目,直接从正文开始。
If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him;
If you don't, he says you are proud.
If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him;
If you don't, he says you are from Kampunc.
If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn;
If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains.
If you are smarter than him, he will lose face;
If he is smarter than you, he is great, but you are a fool.
If you don't love him, he tries to possess you;
If you love him, he will try to leave you.
If you tell him your problems, he says you are troublesome;
If you don't, he says that you don't trust him.
如果你对他好,他说你爱上他了。
对他不好,他说你骄傲。
如果你穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他。
如果不,他说你是乡下来的。
如果你跟他理论,他说你固执。
如果你沉默,他说你没大脑!
如果你比他聪明,他会感到丢脸。
如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧,而你是傻瓜。
如果你不爱他,他想拥有你;
如果你爱他,他就想离开你。
如果你告诉他你的问题,他说你麻烦。
如果不,他说你不信任他。
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lure v. 引诱,诱惑
stubborn adj. 顽固的,倔强的
possess v. 持有,克制,为...著迷