男人也是善变的动物,你了解么?

hints:
Kampunc
stubborn

PS:无需听写题目,直接从正文开始。
If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him; If you don't, he says you are proud. If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him; If you don't, he says you are from Kampunc. If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn; If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains. If you are smarter than him, he will lose face; If he is smarter than you, he is great, but you are a fool. If you don't love him, he tries to possess you; If you love him, he will try to leave you. If you tell him your problems, he says you are troublesome; If you don't, he says that you don't trust him.
如果你对他好,他说你爱上他了。 对他不好,他说你骄傲。 如果你穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他。 如果不,他说你是乡下来的。 如果你跟他理论,他说你固执。 如果你沉默,他说你没大脑! 如果你比他聪明,他会感到丢脸。 如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧,而你是傻瓜。 如果你不爱他,他想拥有你; 如果你爱他,他就想离开你。 如果你告诉他你的问题,他说你麻烦。 如果不,他说你不信任他。 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ lure v. 引诱,诱惑 stubborn adj. 顽固的,倔强的 possess v. 持有,克制,为...著迷