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Last year, The Guardian examined the most unlikely stories published by its rivals and decided that The Daily Telegraph's report about the world's first flying moth-collecting machine couldn't possibly be true. But it was. Then, The Telegraph questioned the authenticity of some unknown poems by the young W.H.Auden (the British-born 20th-century poet), which had appeared in The Guardian. We do not know, If there be fairies now, Or no. The Telegraph stated that the poems were so dreadful, they had to be genuine. And they were right. So if this year you read, for example, an article telling of goats being wrapped in life-jackets and launched into polluted waters to eat up all environmentally harmful vegetation, don't be a fool – think twice before deciding it's a joke.