9 Killer Excuses, For Introvert People
9句超好用的大招，送给内向的人

 

Number 1:
大招一：

Please go away. I'm introverting.
请走开，我忙着内向呢。

 

Number 2:
大招二：

I would rather be at home with my cat.
我更愿意待在家里陪我的猫。

 

Number 3:
大招三：

I came. I saw. And I want to go home.
我来。我看。然后我想回家了。

 

Number 4:
大招四：

Sorry I'm late. I don't want to come.
抱歉，我来晚了，因为我并不想来。

 

Number 5:
大招五：

Sorry I can't. I already filled my people quota for today.
抱歉，不行。我今天的社交槽已用完。

 

Number 6:
大招六：

I can't go, because I don't want to.
我去不了，因为我并不想去。

 

Number 7:
大招七：

I don't hate people. I just feel better when they're not around.
我不恨你们，我就是不喜欢和别人待在一起。

 

Number 8:
大招八：

Books are better than people.
书比人好用。

 

Number 9:
大招九：

I party like an introvert, which is to say...... I don't.
我用内向人的方式轰趴，意思就是……我不轰。