Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, 

小强尼说:“妈妈,今天早上和爸爸在公车上时,

he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

他叫我让座给一位女士。”

"You've done the right thing," says Mommy. 

妈妈说:“你做得很对呀。”

"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

“但是,妈妈,我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。”