英语笑话:那儿只有一个警察
英语笑话:哪只是燕子哪只是麻雀
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗? Student: I canno...
英语笑话:那就九个月吧
Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his“patient."You only have six months to live."The man sat in stunned silence for the next several ...
英语笑话:你的双手得拿礼物啊
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the ...
英语笑话:时间对猪有什么意义?
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.一天,有一个城市里的...