英语笑话:今晚从牛津滚出去
a crowd of student was gathered on the campus of oxford university. “you can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the dean does not take back what he said t...
英语笑话:哪只是燕子哪只是麻雀
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗? Student: I canno...
英语笑话:研究生班和本科生的区别
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.&ldq...
英语笑话:你的双手得拿礼物啊
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the ...