英语笑话:今晚从牛津滚出去
a crowd of student was gathered on the campus of oxford university. “you can have no doubt,” shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the dean does not take back what he said t...
英语笑话:研究生班和本科生的区别
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.&ldq...
英语笑话:一篇抄袭的学期论文
A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St.Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper.He summoned the student to his office.我有个朋友在圣路...
英语笑话:你的双手得拿礼物啊
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the ...