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As man's best friend, dogs often want to get as close as possible to their human companions.
狗狗们作为人类最好的伙伴，通常想尽可能与人类伙伴靠近些。

But some affectionate hounds appear to lack any spacial awareness, thinking they're just as able to hop on a lap or be picked up as their pint-sized canine counterparts.
不过一些心中充满爱意的猎狗似乎缺少主人的关注，于是乎它们学着与之相比巴掌般大小的同类们，跳到主人的大腿或是希望被抱起。

And owners of clumsy large breed dogs have been sharing the amusing snaps of their pets in the most awkward of positions.
而拥有这些蠢萌大型犬类的众主人，正一一分享着爱宠们的搞笑照片，其中有他/她和它最尴尬的姿势。

These two old English sheepdogs can't bear to be without their owner and try to hitch a ride on his motorbike.
图中这两只个头不小的英格兰牧羊犬简直对主人寸步不离，而且想搭主人的顺风摩托车。

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In one snap a tan-coloured dog looks as though it's on a visit to the vets and is seeking reassurance from its owner as it hangs onto him like a child.
在这么一张照片中，一只棕褐色的大狗像在拜访老兵，而且正像个孩子式地挂在主人身上求安慰。

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This cuddly St Bernard clearly thinks it's a lapdog as it tries to lay across its owner on the sofa.
这只可爱得想让人一把抱住的瑞士救护犬很明白自己是一只宠物犬，因而它想要卧于坐在沙发上的主人身上。

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The same goes for this Irish wolfhound, who attempts to sit in a chair next to its owner.
同样遭遇此情况的是，家有一只爱尔兰猎狼犬的老人，图片中的这只狗狗就坐在主人旁边的凳子上。

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In one photo shared on Instagram, user Celaines91 shared a photo of her large mastiff sitting on her lap. She wrote: 'My baby girl missed me. Also, does she know how big she is?' 
在Ins用户Celaines91上传的一张照片中，她家的一只大獒就坐在她腿上。Celaines91附文道：“我的小女孩想我了。话说，她知不知道自己很大诶！”

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Despite his size, this fluffy malamute still likes to be picked up by its owner - but with a breed which can reach a weight of up to 41kg, that's no easy task.
尽管这只毛茸茸的雪橇犬体型硕大，它仍喜欢被主人抱起。这一类型的犬能长至41公斤，要把它抱起来可不容易。

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Giant pit bull Hulk is just as tall as his handler Frances Cummings as he jumps up for a hug.
巨型比特犬浩克上来就给它那身高相同的训练员弗朗西斯·卡明斯一个拥抱。

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This sleepy-looking great dane tries to get into bed with its owner, but crushes them in the process.
这只睡意满脸的巨型丹麦犬想和主人睡一个被窝，却将主人扑倒了。