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In the words of Alanis Morrisette - well isn't this ironic.
正如艾拉妮丝·莫莉塞特（歌词中）所说的——喂！这难道不是讽刺吗？

From the disastrously misplaced sign on a building for the 'college of architecture and planning' to the army of men dressed in identical T-Shirts that read 'be different'; whether or not all of these photos are real, they're guaranteed to earn a giggle.
从“建筑规划学院”大楼上位置错的离谱的标牌，到一群人穿着完全相同的T恤，上面却印着“与众不同”；不管怎样，所有的这些照片都是真的，它们一定能让你会心一笑。

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Whoever crafted this 'nothing is written in stone' slab evidently has a rebellious streak.
显然，那位在石板上刻下“石头上啥也没写”的人十分桀骜不驯。

“Noting is written in stone.”也是一句习语，意为“没有什么是一成不变的”。

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A tall lorry which has seemingly taken a gamble on a low bridge and crashed spectacularly, branded with the slogan, 'on the road to success, there are no shortcuts'.
一辆高大的卡车貌似想赌一把，看看能否通过这座矮桥，结果壮烈“牺牲”了，卡车上还铭刻着一条标语“通往成功的道路上没有任何捷径可走”。

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Similarly, a Metro bus which has ploughed into a car bearing the statement 'safety begins with you'.
同样地，一辆都市大巴撞上了一辆汽车，而大巴上却贴了一条标语“安全从你开始做起”。

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The prisoner transport police car which just so happens to a Ford Escape.
一辆押运犯人的警车恰好是一辆福特翼（逃）虎（逸）。

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It's not clear why a group of young men are striding along the pavement all wearing identical shirts which say 'be different'.
一群青年在人行道上阔步行走，但是我们不清楚他们为什么都穿着完全相同的衬衫，上面却印着“与众不同”。

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You can't blame the beaver who is nibbling away at a wooden post marked 'no feeding' for not being able to read English.
一只海狸在一点一点地咬掉一块写有“禁止喂食”的木质标杆，但是，你不能责怪它，因为它不懂英语。

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The tans will fade, but the memories will last forever.
鞣料会褪色，但记忆将永存。

Perhaps a bit of foresight would have been good when designing this cheesy sign, given that the one word almost too faint to read is 'memories'.
考虑到那个褪色到几乎看不清的单词是“记忆”，在设计这块漂亮的标示牌的时候，也许有点先见之明会好一些。

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One picture shows a road sign reading 'Thank you for driving carefully' in front of a car that's flipped on its side.
图中的路标上写着“感谢您谨慎驾驶”，然而，一辆车就翻倒在它旁边。

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Whoever decided to name a boat 'No Worries' surely must have considered whether they were tempting fate.
决定要为一艘船起名为“不必担心”的人一定得考虑好自己是否要玩儿命。

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A mysterious 'Invisible Spray' on sale really did appear to be invisible after the shop ran out stock.
这家店在出售一款神秘的“隐形喷雾”，然而，库存卖光后，“隐形喷雾”似乎真的隐形了。

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A coaster telling children that 'Teeth are not for biting' clearly did not do the trick.
一个杯垫告诉孩子们“牙齿不是用来咬的”，显然，它并没有什么效果。

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A product designed to stop pets from chewing also proved to not be particularly effective.
一款用于防止宠物咀嚼的产品也被证实并没有什么效果。