Being single comes with ups and downs. Sure, it can be liberating to be your own independent self and play by your own rules, but every once in a while the single life can be its own special hell. And sometimes it's good to sit back, laugh and embrace the struggle.
单身的心情也是起起落落的。没错，单身确实可以解放我们独立做自己，按自己的规则生活。但偶尔，单身生活也真让人够受的。有时候坐下来自嘲一下单身的苦恼也是极好的。

1. When even your phone doesn't get any action.
1、你的手机不会有任何动静

2. When you have days like this.
2、你的日常是这样的

他们居然正在牵手，去死吧。

3. When you realize you have different priorities in life.
3、你的生活重心和别人不一样

你的朋友不是订婚了就是恋爱中，而你站在那儿就……

4. When your ideal date looks something like this.
4、你的理想约会是这样的。

早餐约会（爱心脸）

5. When your one true love is actually pizza.
5、你的真爱其实是披萨

情人节的我和我的朋友

6. When your midnight kiss looks something like this.
6、你的跨年午夜之吻是这样的

零点钟声敲响时单身的我

7. When your friends tell you about meaningful milestones in their relationships.
7、你的朋友告诉你TA恋爱的里程碑时刻，而你的反应是这样的

朋友：“我刚结婚了，还买了房子。”

我：……

8. When the only time you sleep on one side of the bed is to make room for binge-watching necessities.
8、你只睡在床的一边，不过目的仅仅是为了给遥控器腾地方。

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