1

TFW you just can't.
臣妾做不到呀！（小编注：TFW是“that feel when”的缩写）

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2

People at work are all, "It's spring!" and you're like, bitch, it's Monday.
上班的人都在想：“春天到了！”而你在想：“我去，又是周一！”

3

Some people are seizing the day but your face is literally blue.
有些人这一天都在忙碌，可你脸上却是大写的“郁闷”。

4

Have you posted a dramatic selfie with a skeleton arm today?
你今天有没有上传胳膊干瘦的夸张自拍？

5

When everyone's gchatting you and all you want to do is listen to Kesha.
当有人跟你用G-chat聊天时，你就只想听Kesha的歌。（小编注：G-chat是一款谷歌邮箱自带的实时聊天软件）

6

Because today's date: unacceptable.
因为今天这日子是：“接受不能”。

7

People are probably having a good time somewhere, but you're not.
人们可能都过得很开心，但你高兴不起来。

8

Some people are beautiful dreaming shepherdesses today, and other people are that goat.
今天有些人就是漂亮的睡梦中的牧羊女，其他人就都是那些羊。

9

Nick, just now, realized he's in the wrong classroom.
尼克刚刚意识到自己走错班级了。

10

Just five more days until the weekend.
还有五天就周末了。