Mango

A mango eaten without being peeled and a portion of leftovers heated up with a hairdryer.
芒果不削皮就吃，一份剩饭用吹风机加热。

These are just a few of the ways lazy people have admitted to tucking in when they simply couldn't be bothered to prepare their food properly.
当懒人们纯粹不愿意正常地准备食物的时候，这些就是他们承认的尽情吃喝方式中的几种。

Along with a half eaten mango with the skin still on: 'Too lazy to peel my mango so eating it like an apple.'
随同一个只吃了一半的带皮的芒果一起发表：“太懒了，不想为芒果削皮，所以就像吃苹果一样吃芒果。”

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Heating

Heating take-away with a hairdryer: Showing no shame, the lazy parties have all posted the evidence online.
用吹风机加热外卖：懒人们并不觉得羞愧，而且在社交媒体上发布了所有的证据。

cornflake

Eating cereal out of a baseball hat when there are no bowls clean: 'We're too lazy to get bowls so this is how we eat frosted flakes,' ‏he explained. Let's hope he washes his hair on a frequent basis.
吃麦片时没有干净的碗，就把麦片放到棒球帽里：“我们太懒了，不想拿碗，所以就这样吃冷冻的麦片，”他解释道。哥们，你最好是勤洗头啊……

stand sandwich

Put so much effort into creating a toasted cheese sandwich she couldn't find the energy to pick it up and put it in her mouth. Instead she stood it up and ate it without the use of her hands.
她在烤制乳酪三明治的时候投入了太多精力，以至于没力气把它拿起来放进嘴里，而是把它竖起来，然后不用手拿，直接那样吃三明治。

pen chopsticks

No chopsticks? No problem - this diner ate his noodles with two pens at his desk.
没有筷子？没问题——这次晚餐就用他桌上的两支笔来吃面条。

ruler spoon

'Eating a yoghurt with a ruler because I can’t be bothered to go downstairs!' admitted another twitter user.
“用尺子吃酸奶，因为我不愿意下楼！”另一位推特用户坦白道。

knife fork

On twitter: 'I was too lazy to wash a fork in my break room so I'm using knives as chopsticks to eat my ramen.'
在推特上：“我太懒了，不想在休息室里洗餐叉，所以我就用刀子当筷子来吃拉面。”

skype pot

Another creative soul decided to set up a Skype chat with their pot. The post said: 'I was too lazy to keep getting up and check my pot if it was boiling, so I just skyped it.'
另外一位富有创造力的人决定与他们的锅进行Skype聊天。帖子上写道：“我太懒了，不想起来查看一下我的锅是否烧开了，因此我就同锅进行Skype聊天了。”

lid fork

When there are no chopsticks are available, a lid - will do.
没有筷子的时候，一个盖子也是可以的。

apple with sticker

Too lazy to take a sticker off an apple: 'When you're too lazy to take the sticker off your apple so you just eat around it.'
太懒了，不想把苹果上的标签揭掉：“在你因为太懒而不想把苹果上的标签揭掉的时候，你就可以绕开标签去吃苹果。”