Women alone have childbirth, men alone have beards - or at least, they did, until this hilarious facial hair war began.
唯有女人才能生孩子，唯有男人留胡须——或者，至少男人们曾经是留胡须的唯一群体，直到这场"脸毛"的战争开始。

Women are donning beards in a new androgynous trend that's gripped social media.
近期一种雌雄同体的新风尚抓住了社交媒体的眼球——一大波女性往自己脸上贴胡子。

But if you're thinking of sprouting your own facial fuzz ladies , you should know that the 'ladybeard' trend is all about using the hair you've already got.
但是，如果你也想跟风做个最in女性往自己脸上贴胡子，那么你应该要知道"胡子小姐"是要用你自己的头发来造就的。

From Reddit to Instagram to Twitter, social media is aflame with women using their lustrous locks to fashion a beard and moustache combo that many blokes - and Vikings - would covet.
从Reddit网站到 Instagram到推特，女性将她们富有关泽的秀发华丽转变成时尚的胡须和八字小胡子的照片走红各大社交媒体。布洛克人（blokes）和维京人（Vikings）绝对会超喜欢这些胡子的。

And it all seems to have stemmed from a Reddit post from seven months ago which now has more than 100,000 views.
所有的这一切都源于七个月前Reddit网站的一张照片，目前已经拥有十万多次访问量。

The post, shared by naughtynoivern shows the wondrous, luscious beards which ladies would wear, could they grow beards?
这张照片是一个叫naughtynoivern的用户分享的，照片上女士们都长着胡子，看着真的好神奇，瞬间闪瞎人们的双眼。这些胡子会长长么？

Then Imgur poster morihime said she was driven by a desire to " try something different with my hair ".
后来，Imgur（一个免费的图片分享网站）的用户morihime说她自己突发奇想，想“将自己的头发用作不同的用途”。

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