hungover

They say men are from Mars, women from Venus and after seeing these Snapchats, it is safe to say that is 100% right.
人们常说，男人来自火星，女人来自金星。看看下面这些照片，你会发现这话真是金玉良言！

Some poor, unsuspecting guys will be looking at the left side of these pictures and thinking they are well in there with the rather easy on the eye Holly Carpenter, but as the Snapchatter showed, what a woman says and what she means are two VERY different things.
看到左边的这组图片，那些毫无戒备的可怜男孩可能会觉得自己完全了解并接受这些荷莉·卡朋特的养眼美照，然而右边的图片告诉我们，女人所说的和她实际想表达的意思其实大相径庭。

1. So hungover.
表面说的话：宿醉真难受！

Cleavage game is strong here.
其实她想说：深V造型很赞吧！

Bubble bath

2. Bubble bath time.
表面说的话：泡泡澡时间~

Now you're picturing me naked.
其实她想说：我知道你在想象我的果照！

makeup

3. No makeup!
表面说的话：无妆容！

Look how natural I am.
其实她想说：看我多么天生丽质！

single

4. Single girls night out.
表面说的话：单身闺蜜之夜！

Did I tell you I'm single?
其实她想说：我单身哟我单身哟我单身哟！

whipped

5. Just whipped this up.
表面说的话：新鲜出炉哟！

I can cook...wife material.
其实她想说：我会做饭哟，一定会是个贤惠的老婆！

love you

6. I ducking love you.
表面说的话：我TMD真的爱你！

Jesus Christ please never open this.
其实她想说：天哪噜别打开这张图！