Hi there, my name is Butternut and I live in Cape Town, South Africa.
大家好，我叫白胡桃，家住南非开普敦。

I’m a stay at home cat which means I don’t have a job so I look after the place while the humans are away. My duties include: making sure there is nothing lying around on the counters, sinks, or even shelves. I think I might be a little bit OCD sometimes, but I like to keep it real.
我是一只宅猫，就是说我没有工作，所以人类不在的时候就由我来看家。我的职责有：确保厨房桌子上、洗碗池里、甚至是储物架上没有其他动物躺在那里。我想我有时可能会有点强迫症，但我就是喜欢这样。

My favorite food is tuna and if there is none around I’ll eat pretty much anything else. If I’m really hungry I like to chew on toilet rolls, I learnt that from watching Oprah. I like listening to Taylor Swift and Bryan Adams. I enjoy watching old episodes of Lassie and find them very moving and thought provoking.
我最喜欢吃金枪鱼，如果到处都找不到的话，我会吃很多其他东西。如果我真的很饿，我会去吃厕所里的卷纸，这是在奥普拉脱口秀上学来的。我喜欢听泰勒·斯威夫特和布莱恩·亚当斯的歌。我喜欢看老版的《灵犬莱西》，很感人，也很有启发。

Scrabble is currently my favorite board game, I just cant get enough, it keeps my mind sharp. I won’t lie, sometimes I just hit a blank and I can’t think of any word so I resort to nibbling on the box just to buy myself some more time, people think its cute.
Scrabble拼字游戏是我现在最喜欢的桌游，怎么玩都不厌，它能让我保持头脑活跃。说实话，有时候看到一个空格，我就是什么单词也想不起来，然后我就开始咬盒子，这样可以拖一下时间。人们觉得我这样很萌。

Meaw
喵

 

Snake
蛇

What do you mean there could be snakes in the grass!!!
你说啥？草里有蛇？！

 

Best Gift Ever And It Even Had Bubble Wrap
我收过的最好的礼物，里面还有泡泡纸呢

 

Road Tripping
公路旅行中

 

Pancake Tuesday
星期二吃煎饼

 

Toilet Break
休息一下上个厕所

 

Shalom
侬好啊

Jewish cat
犹太喵

 

Shhhhhh
嘘——

I took a dump in the flower bed, they never gonna find me hehe.
我在花坛里便便了，他们找不到我头上的嘿嘿

 

Cat Selfie
自拍喵

Check my fur.
瞧瞧我的毛。

 

Chilling By The Sea
在海边放松放松

Waiting for some lady cats to walk by.
在等女神喵经过。

 

My Goose And I
我和我家的鹅

She’s free range.
她是放养的。

 

Were They Organically Fed?
那些是不是喂有机饲料的啊？

 

What’s my name?
知道我是谁吗？

English breakfast please, eggs easy over and a bowl of milk.
麻烦来份英式早餐，鸡蛋两面煎、半生熟，还有一碗牛奶。

 

SUP
我啜

 

Out The Way, I Need To Buy Some String
别挡道，我要买毛线

 

In Trouble
捅篓子了

Me? Noooo I’ve never seen that before hey.
我？不是我！我从没见过那东西啊喂。

 

It’s 5pm, When Are They Coming Home? Soooo Hugry
都五点了，他们什么时候回家啊？好饿啊

 

Chilling Out At The Camp Site
在营地放松放松

 

Snow Leopard
雪豹

Snow cat
雪喵

 

Glamping Weekend Away
周末去野营噜

Glamping is so much fun, these guide ropes are the shit.
野营太好玩了，牵引绳去死吧。

 

Someone Open A Tin?
有人来开个罐头吗？

Camping with Daisy
和黛西在野营

 

Shhhhhhh Fk The Police
嘘——把警察干掉

声明：双语文章中，中文翻译仅代表译者个人观点，仅供参考。如有不妥之处，欢迎指正。