The original picture

One loved-up couple was disappointed to see that an otherwise cute vacation photo had been ruined by a kid with bad timing in the background.
一对爱的如痴如醉的情侣看到他们原本美妙的假期照被个小孩子毁了,不由大失所望——那个小孩不合时宜地闯入了照片背景。

So the man decided to turn to the internet for help, sharing the original snap on Imgur, along with a plea for photo-editing whizzes to clean it up and remove the offending photobomber.
于是男方决定向网络求助,他把原图发到Imgur上,同时恳请修图达人清理背景、除去恼人糟心的乱入者。

小编提示:前方高能脑洞大开预警~观赏时不宜喝水、吃饭……以防喷屏~

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New elements

And plenty of people on the internet were happy to offer their services - though none of them were willing to give the couple exactly what they wanted, opting to edit a number of comical characters and scenes into the background of their snap, rather than just remove the young boy.
好多网友很乐意献计献策出手相助——尽管没有一个乐意满足那对情侣的真实所需,网友们选择编辑的时候在照片背景中加入好多搞笑角色,而非仅仅去除那个小男孩。

Hairy man

Some users complied - but didn't stop there. Photo-editors who removed the child then added a dog hovering nearby, a hairy shirtless man, and a boat captain fleeing from a sinking ship.
有些用户做了修改,但不就此罢手。有些照片编辑把小孩去除了,但加了条小狗在一旁流连,或是添上多毛膀爷,还有企图弃沉船而逃的船长。

The professional volleyball player

As the man didn't explicitly say to remove the volleyball as well as the boy, one Imgur user removed the boy but replaced him with a professional volleyball player, diving for the ball.
由于该男子没有明确表示要去除排球的同时一同去除掉小男孩,一个Imgur用户把男孩移走了,但换了个职业排球运动员上阵,鱼跃飞扑向球。

The Leaning Tower of Pisa

After removing the ball, one user positioned the lunging child to look like he is holding up a small version of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
移走排球后,一个用户按好男孩的位置,让他看上去像是正抵住一个小版的比萨斜塔。

Altering the picture

Other people ignored the man's request to remove the child altogether, instead adding more to the picture or otherwise altering it.
其他人索性无视男子去除男孩的请求,对照片又添油加醋,还有些变着法改动照片。

The octopus

Plenty of people complied - but added new elements like an octopus playing with the boy's volleyball.
好多人作了编辑,但加入了新元素,比如玩小男孩排球的章鱼。

But while the two lovebirds may not have been thrilled with the results, they sure are entertaining.
尽管对这对爱侣而言,修图结果谈不上振奋人心,但也绝对算得上娱乐大众。