Will Wallace the Mad King be a fair and just ruler? Or will he hop jarringly from one decree to the other? How will he ensure hay quotas are met?
疯狂的华勒斯国王会成为一个公平正义的统治者吗？他会朝令夕改吗？他又是否能确保收支平衡？

These are the questions Wallace the rabbit's owner should have asked before handing over the keys to the Seven Kingdoms.
这些问题都是华勒斯兔子的主人在将七个王国交给它之前需要考虑的。

Alas, the mad king now sits atop the Iron Carrot Throne, holding tight to power. We think "Game of Thrones" author George RR Martin would be proud.
哎哟，这位疯狂的国王正坐在铁胡萝卜宝座之上，紧握实权。我们认为，《权利的游戏》的作者乔治·雷蒙德·理查德·马丁应该感到十分高兴。

In an email to The Huffington Post, King Wallace explained -- presumably via his owner -- that his owner's boyfriend constructed the throne for him in addition to a cardboard replica of the Red Keep (the primary castle in King's Landing, capitol city of the Seven Kingdoms), which he lived in for several months.
在给《赫芬顿邮报》的一封邮件中，华勒斯国王解释说（可能通过它的主人），是它主人的男友为他建造了这个胡萝卜宝座，并且用纸板制作了红堡的复制品。红堡是国王的主要城堡，位于七大王国的首府，国王曾在这里住过几个月。

"Unfortunately in both instances my hunger for power (and carrots... and for chewing up cardboard) proved to be my downfall," writes "Wallace." "I totally lost control and destroyed everything."
“不幸的是这两样东西（胡萝卜宝座和红堡）都因为我对于权利的渴望而毁灭，”华勒斯如此写到，“我完全失去了控制，毁掉了一切。”

"For the subjects of mine who are concerned that I may have actually eaten the entire throne, rest assure that I did not." Wallace continued. "Carrots are like a dessert for rabbits and so after I nibbled on it for a bit my owners did the lion's share of the eating. As I watched my throne slip from my grasp, the carrots turned to ashes in my mouth."
“我的一部分子民认为宝座是被我吃掉的，还有一些认为绝对不是我”华勒斯继续说。“胡萝卜对于兔子来说是美味的点心，但我才刚吃了一点儿，我的主人便开始大快朵颐了。而我只能眼看着宝座被夺走，胡萝卜在我嘴里化为灰烬。

Per the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, carrots are indeed high in sugar and should only be fed to rabbits in small amounts as an occasional treat.
根据皇家防止虐待动物学会的规定，胡萝卜实际是高糖分食物，只应偶尔少量喂食兔子。