vest

This vest made out of garden spikes is going to be the new hot summer trend.
这件背心是由花园长钉做的，会成为今夏最IN最流行的款哦！

mask

This seems perfectly reasonable to wear during flu season.
感觉流感季节穿这个完全合情合理超乎完美！

spider robot dress

Already preordered my 3D-printed interactive spider robot dress for those cocktail parties I won’t be attending!
已经预定了我的3D技术打印的交互式蜘蛛机器人装，就是那些我不想出席偶的酒会！

hoodie

This is a great hoodie to wear if you want to scare everyone into switching train cars.
如果你想在火车车厢开关时吓到别人，就穿上这件狂绚的卫衣吧！

hoodie 2

For those that want to hide their beauty so scrubs don’t try to speak to you on the train, this is the hoodie to use.
对于那些想隐藏自己美貌的美人们——这样在火车上就不会有人跟你搭讪了：这条卫衣必须首选！

Wait in style

Waiting for train in the rain? Wait in style, in your own personal hate bubble.
下雨天等车呢？等车也要很酷炫，就穿上你最痛恨的泡泡装~

protecting your eyes

Block all the haters out while protecting your eyes.
免得瞎了自己的钛合金狗眼，护眼护起来！

Comme des Garçons boot

Definitely wear these Comme des Garçons boots during rush hour.
在高峰期必须的哈，穿上这双Comme des Garçons靴子！