195330 Admirals

日前，中国海军的3艘军舰来到英国进行正式访问，引发了英国网友对皇家海军的大吐槽。

Run some stats, if you add the crew numbers up of the 65 ships we have, total crew is about 10,000 Max. You state the RN has 205,330 sailors, what are the other 195,330 doing?
算一下，把65艘船的船员数加起来最多不过1万人。但你说皇家海军有205330人，剩下的195330人干嘛去了？

They are all Admirals.
剩下的都是将军。

Not Rule the Wave

We don't rule the waves anymore.
海洋再也不归我大英管了呜呜。

We stopped ruling the waves a century ago... Sorry.
别逗了，100年前就不归我们管了。

No Navy

Lets be honest, now we don't have a navy any more, they are really lucky the dockyard is still in existence.
说真的，我们现在没有海军，只剩船厂。

More Admirals

Impressive,but we have more admirals!
中国的船不错，但我大英的海军将军多！

No Aircraft-carrier

The list shows UK with 1 aircraft-carrier..!..where is it ? have we perfected cloaking?
说英国有一艘航母？我咋不知道？隐形了？

Loan Us One

Wonder if they will loan us one.
租给我们一艘好咩？