让我们开始哭泣吧！

What’s got a nose and two tear ducts and is completely unprepared for the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards tonight? Give up? IT’S YOU. If you looked up the word “prepared” in the dictionary, your picture would be nowhere to be found. If you were to watch SpongeBob sing his “I’m ready! I’m ready!” song right now, you’d be all, “Hmmmm, I can’t relate.” YOU ARE NOT READY AT ALL. Got it? Good.
谁长着一只鼻子两只眼睛，却对今晚的2014MTV音乐大奖毫无准备?放弃吧？说的就是你。如果你在字典里查阅“准备好”一词，你会发现无处可寻。如果你现在打算去听海宝唱“我准备好了！我准备好了！”你会觉得：“嗯，我无法形容此刻的感受。”你根本就没准备好。懂了吗？很好。

Don’t give up, though, because there’s still one way that you can properly prepare your emotions for the completely out-of-control performances by Nicki Minaj and 5 Seconds Of Summer, the Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, which will be bestowed upon Beyonce,Nicki Minaj‘s big VMA performance, and everything else you’re about to witness: this pile of crying GIFs below. They just might be your only hope.
但是，别放弃，因为还有一种方法可以让你情绪失控、放声尖叫！那就是今晚MTV音乐大奖颁奖礼！北京时间8月25日，2014年度“MTV音乐录影带大奖”颁奖礼举行，现场星光熠熠、场面震撼，妮琪•米娜和五秒盛夏担任表演嘉宾，妮琪和碧昂斯竞逐迈克尔•杰克逊视频先锋奖。此外，你还将见证众星“感人涕下”痛哭画面。也许他们是你唯一的希望。

Resistance is futile. Let the weeping commence.
反抗是徒劳的。让我们开始哭泣吧！

Charli XCX

Charli XCX is performing at the VMA Pre-Show. I’m, like, so proud of her.
Charli XCX亮相颁奖礼。哦，我为她感到骄傲.

五美

Fifth Harmony are thirsty for no bae the Pre-Show, and it’s so inspiring. I’m inspired.
五美（Fifth Harmony)颁奖礼嗨唱“Boss”。她们的演唱如此地鼓舞人心。我受到了鼓舞。

婕西

Bang bang, there goes my life. I am finished, Jessie J. Rest in peace, me.
“砰”，我的生命结束了。婕西（Jessie J），我完了。愿我安息。

阿米莉亚•凯利

Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora are performing now? HAND ME SOME BREAD, PLZ.
阿米莉亚•凯利（Iggy Azalea）和瑞塔•奥拉（Rita Ora）正在表演？请递给我些面包。

泰勒•斯威夫特

TAYLOR SWIFT IS TAKING THE STAGE.
泰勒•斯威夫特出场了。

所有人都出去

Everyone get out.
所有人都出去。

为什么亚当•莱文脱上衣

Why won’t Adam Levine take his shirt off????
为什么亚当•莱文不把他的上衣脱了????

爱莉安娜•格兰德

Break free, Ariana Grande. Break free like the dove you are.
挣脱吧（Break free），爱莉安娜•格兰德。像鸽子一样挣脱吧。

萨姆•史密斯

Dammit, Sam Smith.
该死的，萨姆•史密斯。

亮瞎了

I think you broke my eyes.
你亮瞎了我的眼。

亚瑟小子

Usher is on my screen, AND I CAN’T TOUCH HIM.
亚瑟小子在我屏幕里，我却不能触碰到他。

妮琪

NICKI.
妮琪。

喜欢吗

LIKE?
喜欢吗？

我不能

I CANNOT.
我不能。

麦莉

This “MY EYES!!” crying Miley GIF goes out to the Parents Television Council. ◕‿↼
“我的眼睛！”，麦莉哭着跑去了家长电视理事会。 ◕‿↼

五秒盛夏

How can 5SOS be so perfect?!?!
五秒盛夏怎么能这么完美？！？！

碧昂斯

Beyoncé is in my line of vision. Drenched in tears.
我看到碧昂斯了。内牛满面。

淹没在泪水里

Actually drowning in tears. Swimming through my own emotional output.
真的淹没在泪水里。在自己的感情宣泻里游泳。

不搞笑

And it’s not funny.
这并不搞笑。

擦上睫毛膏

Oh, and in case you have no emotions, just smear some mascara under your eyes to avoid suspicion.
哦，如果你没有感情，那就在你的眼睛下面擦上睫毛膏，以避免猜疑。