losing pet

For most owners, the thought of losing their beloved pet is unimaginable.
对大多数拥有宠物的人来说，弄丢了他们挚爱的宠物将会带来不堪设想的痛苦。

But for some, such a crisis appears to evoke creativity and humour.
但是对少数这样的主人而言，丢失宠物的灾难也能激发他们的创造性和幽默感。

These hilarious photos show missing pet signs that have been put up by owners and members of the public across the world.
这些带有搞笑图片的宠物遗失公告是那些丢失宠物的主人，以及全世界的无聊大众们张贴出来的。

They feature dogs, cats, birds and even spiders that are either lost or found, as well as some more questionable looking creatures.
这些公告中寻找原主和寻找丢失宠物的都有，遗失的宠物有狗、猫、鸟类，甚至还有蜘蛛，还有一些看起来四不像的动物。
 

off his medication

1. Have you seen me? Klaus the dog is described as being a 'very, very crazy' - with an increased hostility now he is 'off his medication'.
你看到过我吗？这只名叫克劳斯的狗狗被描述为“非常非常疯狂”——加上一句“他已经放弃治疗”，危险度倍增。

Cat found

2. Cat found! Another poster shows an evil-looking creature that is quite clearly not a feline pictured under the words:'Not very friendly. I think she might be scared. Not house broken either.'
失猫寻主！这张海报上的照片看起来有点邪恶，下面一行字曰：“此猫不太友好。我想她可能是受惊了。不过也没有拆掉我家的房子啦。” 这只猫的长相看起来不太像母猫啊。

lost chicken

3. One sign even depicts a lost chicken - with members of the public offered a cash reward.
一张寻找丢失的宠物鸡的告示——有好事者在下面加上了现金酬劳。

Douche Mouth

4. A lost dog glares at the camera （left), while another pooch goes by the name 'Douche Mouth' (right)
左图中一只走失的大狗对镜头怒目而视，右图中是一只名叫“大傻帽儿” 的狗狗。

missing 'puppy'

5. The amusing images, which were mostly captured in America, were posted to a number of online blogs. Above, a missing 'puppy' who is described as being 'unfriendly'.
一些可能是在美国拍摄的搞笑照片被放到了几个在线博客上，图片中是一只被描述为“不友好”的“狗狗”。

Killer

6. 'Killer': A lost dog is pictured snarling at the camera. He is likely to alarm any member of the public- and even more so when they realise he is called 'Killer'.
“杀手”：这张特写照上，走失的大狗正在狂吠，似乎是要对所有路人发出警告——尤其是当路人意识到他的名字叫“杀手”的时候。

Bizarree

7. Bizarree: These missing pet signs feature a seemingly obese dog (left) and a beloved crab called Oliver (right).
诡异：一张宠物走失启事上，有一只看起来超重的狗狗特写（左图）。另一张启示上是一只名叫奥利佛的宠物螃蟹（右图）。

'blood-thirsty monster

8. An adorable lost puppy is described by his owners as 'vicious' and a 'blood-thirsty monster'.
一只看起来很可爱的走失狗狗，被主人形容为“邪恶”的“嗜血狂魔”。

gay dog

9. This poster, put up by a member of the public, features a 'gay dog'.
这张好事者张贴的海报，说是要寻找一只有男同倾向的狗狗。

tarantula

10. 'Worrying': This sign shows a missing tarantula called Conrad, who is 'very friendly' and 'likes hide and seek'.
“急”：这张启示上是一只名叫康若德的狼蛛，它“很友善”，“喜欢玩躲猫猫”。

six toes

11. A missing bird enjoys singing 'The Andy Griffith Show' song (left), while a lost cat has six toes (right).
一只走失的小鸟喜欢唱《安迪·格里菲斯秀》中的主题曲（左图）；一只走丢了的猫手爪上有六指（右图）。

小编注：《安迪·格里菲斯秀》（1960-1968）是一部美国著名喜剧演员安迪·格里菲斯主演的美国电视剧，号称美国电视的鼻祖。

less believable

12. Two less believable signs feature a missing dog AND wife (right), and a lion known as 'Tiddles' (left).
这两张启事就更不可思议了：右图这张寻找离家出走的老婆和狗狗；左图中这张启事要寻找一只叫“小家伙”的狮子。