guilty

These creatures look very guilty, and rightly so. Also, they’re mostly dogs.
这些动物看上去很内疚，事实也是如此。而且，它们大多数都是狗。

1. Innocent until proven guilty.
无罪推定：直到被证明有罪之前我都是清白的！

小编注：Innocent until proven guilty（又作Presumption of innocence）无罪推定是法律术语，简单地说是指任何人在未经依法判决有罪之前，应视其无罪。

apple

2. I think of bitter apple as a condiment.
我当苦的苹果是一种调味品。

slippers

3. I crawl into empty slippers and take a poop so that whoever puts it on gets poop on their toes.
我爬进了空拖鞋里拉粑粑，所以穿了鞋的人的脚趾上都有粑粑了。

cat litter

4. 0 days since I ate the cat litter.
一如既往坚持天天吃猫砂的我...

bedroom

5. Left: I poop in dark bedrooms. Right: and I eat the evidence.
左：我在乌漆麻黑的卧室里拉粑粑了。右：然后，我吃掉了犯罪证据。

barf

6. I ate my own barf.
我把自己吐出来的东西吃掉了。

hump

7. I like to hump this cat.
我喜欢骚扰这只猫。

slide

8. I poop at the bottom of the kids' slide.
我在小孩子玩的滑梯下面拉粑粑了。

bark

9. I bark at pants.
我冲着裤衩吠叫。

poncho

10. This was a sofa arm rest cover. Now it's my poncho.
这原本是沙发扶手的毯子。现在，它是我的斗篷。

eggs

11. I attack fish who come near my eggs, then eat the eggs myself.
我攻击所有靠近我的鱼卵的鱼，然后再自己把这些鱼卵都吃掉了。

bunny

12.I eat bunny poop!
我吃小兔子拉的粑粑哦！