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We’ve all gotten that mysterious text. You know, the one where you have NO idea who it is or what they’re talking about. And usually, we’d just respond with “wrong number” and go on our way. But these next messages have shown us the light. Here are 7 hilarious wrong number responses for inspiration the next time a random text comes your way.
我们都收到过那种神秘短信。你懂的,就是那种你既不知道发信人是谁,也不知道发信人到底在说什么的短信。一般情况下,我们会回复“发错号码了”,然后该干嘛干嘛。但下面这些短信给我们提供了一些启示。下面有7种回复发错号码的短信的方法,下次有不认识的人发短信给你,你可以试试。

Be specific

说明确点儿

-John is going to try to get us in to see that house around 7 tonight.
约翰想约我们今晚7点去看房子。

-who is this?
你是哪位?

-Your wife.
你老婆。

-Well seeing as how I'm a polygamist you ganna have to be a little more specific.
我家里实行一夫多妻制啊,所以你得说明确点儿。

-Sorry wrong number.
不好意思,发错了号码。

Where's the party

2.Where's the party?
在哪儿开派对?

-dude are you ready to party!!!
兄弟,一起去派对玩吧!!!

-Umm who is this?
呃你哪位?

-Oh sorry wrong number…Bye!
噢不好意思,弄错了号码……再见!

-…but I want to party.……
可是人家想去派对……

Final destination

3.Final destination
穿越抵达

-hay:)
嗨:)

-hey who's this?
呵呵你是谁呀?

-Jim howls this.
是吉姆在吼吼。

-I'm you from the future,Jim.With a message:don't vote for David Grayson in 2020.Tell the world.Also,don't go to Subway on May 9th 2016.A car hits you in the parking lot and breaks your hip.
吉姆,我是未来穿越回来的你,我要告诉你一个消息:2020年大选的时候千万别投票给大卫·格雷森(美国当代著名音乐家),告诫全世界的人,别投票给他!!还有,2016年5月9日那天别去乘地铁,你会在地铁的停车场里被车撞伤,臀部骨折!

I'm a grill

4.I'm a grill
我是驴孩儿

-who's this?
你是谁?

-why.
你又是谁?

-Are you a boy or girlll?
你是男孩还是驴孩?

-I'm a grill.
我是驴孩。

-what's yourr name?:)
姑娘芳名呀?:)

-George foreman.
乔治·福尔曼(世界重量级拳击手冠军)。

-I thought u were a girl?
你不是说你是女孩吗?

-no,I'm a grill.
不,我是驴孩儿。

-oh.
噢。

The fact fairy

5.The fact fairy
实话仙子

-If you were born in September,you were probably a drunken New Year's mistake.
如果你的生日在9月份,很可能你是一个喝醉酒造成的新年错误的结果。

-Well its a good thing I was born in July.=]
啊还好我的生日在6月份!=]

Who the hell is this?
你到底是谁呀?

-the fact fairy!
实话仙子!

Out of this world

6.Out of this world
天外来客

-This is Jason have not talked in a while.
我是罗密欧,好久没联系了!

-Jason??this is not Becky...
罗密欧?我不是朱丽叶啊……

-Ok sorry then.
噢不好意思。

would u send me a pic n I will send u one?
你能发张照片给我吗?我也发给你一张我的?

-This was taken of me this afternoon..
(美国电影《E.T.外星人》剧照)这是我今天下午自拍的……

what's up hommie

#39;s up hommie?
最近好咩,老乡?

-what's up hommie?
(一对年轻同性恋情侣)最近好咩,老乡?

-Not much...btw,wrong number.
(一对老夫妻)还行……顺便说,你发错号码了……