Clothes

You’ll wear things you’ll regret later.
你会穿一些今后的你追悔莫及的衣服。

Drink

You’ll embarrass yourself by drinking too much.
你因为喝多了做一些让你很尴尬的事儿。

Roommate

 You’ll live with a roommate who is a horrible person.
你会有一个可怕的室友。

Opinion

You’ll have a very strong opinion on something that later turns out to be totally wrong.
你会坚信某事一定是正确的,但最后却发现自己大错特错了。

Love

You’ll fall for the wrong person.
你会爱上错的人。

Job

You’ll hold at least one job that you’ll hate.
你会拥有至少一份让你讨厌的工作。

Grown-up

 You’ll always say, “Being a grown-up sucks,” but never actually think you’re a grown-up.
你会经常说,“做大人好烦,” 但是从来不真正想想你是一个成年人。

Music

You’ll pretend to like music you don’t actually like.
你假装喜欢你其实不喜欢的音乐。

Pay

You won’t be able to pay your bills and have to ask your parents for help.
你没有能力付账单,还得向父母开口寻求帮助。

Finance

You’ll make a dumb financial decision.
你会做出一个很蠢的经济决定。

Influence

You’ll let your friends influence the way you think about yourself.
你会让你的朋友影响你看自己的方式。

School

It will take you at least 5 years to get used to the idea that you’re not in school anymore.
你需要至少五年的时间来习惯自己已经不是个学生的事实。

Friendship

You’ll unintentionally ruin a potential friendship.
你会无意中毁掉一段潜在的友谊。

Touch

You’ll lose touch with some of the people who know you the best.
你会和那些最懂你的人失去联系。

Money

You will run out of money at least once.
你会至少一次把钱全花光。

Tax

You’ll fuck up your taxes.
你会对要交的税头昏脑涨。

Break up

You will break up. (Probably. Sorry.)
你会分手。(很有可能。抱歉。)

Tattoo

You’ll get a tattoo (that you’ll end up regretting).
你会有纹身(你将来会后悔的)。

Regret

You will willingly do things you know you’ll regret. It just doesn’t seem like a big deal. Until you regret it.
你会乐意做你知道自己要后悔的事情。这看起来没什么大不了,直到你后悔。

Save

You won’t save any money.
你存不下一毛钱。

Old

You’ll think that you are “soooo old”…
你会觉得你“特别特别老”……

Thirties

But you’ll also call people in their thirties OLD.
但你会称三十左右的人是老年人。

Happiness

 You’ll think happiness is something that just happens to you.
你希望幸福总会发生在你身上。

regret

…but it will all be worth it, even if it doesn’t seem like it at the time.
虽然当时看不出来,但其实那些错都很值得。