“泰囧”当道 好莱坞搞笑电影大盘点【周末影院】

国产电影《泰囧》以黑马之势横扫今年的贺岁档，简单的剧情却让观众在影院笑破了肚皮。本期【周末影院】趁热打铁，为大家推荐几部经典的好莱坞搞笑电影，让你笑不停！

泰迪熊 Ted (2012)

泰迪熊 Ted (2012)

导演: 塞思·麦克法兰
编剧: 塞思·麦克法兰 / 亚历克·苏雷金 / Wellesley Wild
主演: 塞思·麦克法兰 / 马克·沃尔伯格 / 米拉·库妮丝 / 吉奥瓦尼·瑞比西 / 瑞恩·雷诺兹 / 诺拉·琼斯 / 乔尔·麦克哈尔
类型: 喜剧
语言: 英语
上映日期: 2012-06-29(美国)

由马克·沃尔伯格和因《黑天鹅》走红的女星米拉·库妮丝主演、爆笑动画剧集《恶搞之家》导演塞思·麦克法兰执导。影片讲述马克·沃尔伯格饰演的男主人公梦想成真，与他心爱的泰迪熊玩具一起成长，面对从青年到成人的痛苦蜕变。岂料，这只由动画捕捉技术控制的毛绒泰迪熊渐渐变成一个抽烟酗 酒喷粗口的小混混...面对残酷的成人世界、刚刚萌芽的爱情，这个男孩将如何处理他和泰迪熊之间的关系？该片也是导演塞思·麦克法兰首次进军大银幕，自编自导的作品。他还将为片中的泰迪熊配音。据悉，影片将于6月29日北美公映。

泰迪熊 Ted (2012)

经典台词：

Narrator: Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns AND missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.

Narrator: No matter how big a splash you make in this world, whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.

John Bennett: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Ted: No.
John Bennett: Did any of those names have a Lynne after it?
Ted: Yup.
John Bennett: Heather Lynn, Brandy Lynn...
Ted: Tammy Lynn.

宿醉 The Hangover (2009)

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宿醉 The Hangover (2009)

导演: 托德·菲利普斯
编剧: Jon Lucas / Scott Moore
主演: 布莱德利·库珀 / 艾德·赫尔姆斯 / 扎克·加利凡纳基斯 / 贾斯汀·巴萨 / 海瑟·格拉汉姆 / 萨莎·巴瑞斯 / 杰弗里·塔伯 / Ken Jeong / 迈克·泰森
语言: 英语
上映日期: 2009-06-05

道格（贾斯汀•巴萨 Justin Bartha 饰）即将与女友结婚。婚礼前两天，道格与朋友菲尔（布莱德利•库珀 Bradley Cooper 饰）、西德（艾德•赫尔姆斯 Ed Helms 饰）和阿兰（扎克•加利费安纳基斯 Zach Galifianakis 饰）从洛杉矶驱车前往赌城拉斯维加斯为道格举办婚前单身派对，入住凯撒宫豪华套房。一晚过后，三人发现道格失踪，浴室里出现一只老虎，衣橱中多了一个婴儿，西德缺了一颗牙，窗外塔尖上插着席梦思床垫，菲尔戴着医院手环，西德口袋里有一张800美金收据，而他们的车也不知为何变成了警车。三人惊慌失措，完全无法记起昨晚发生过什么，却必须在24小时之内迅速解决谜团找到道格返回洛杉矶……

宿醉 The Hangover (2009)

经典台词：

Stu: What do tigers dream of, when they take their little tiger snooze. Do they dream of mauling zebra's or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit. Dont you worry your pretty striped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cosy tiger bed and then were gonna find our best friend Doug. and then were gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug x9 But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakerrrs....well then we're shit outta luck.

Alan: Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, 'Wait a second, could it be?' And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

美国派 American Pie (1999)

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美国派 American Pie (1999)

导演: 克里斯·韦兹 / 保罗·韦兹
编剧: 亚当·赫兹
主演: 贾森·比格斯 / 克里斯·克莱因 / 西恩·威廉·斯科特 / 托马斯·伊恩·尼古拉斯 / 艾丽森·汉妮根 / 莎诺·伊丽莎白 / 塔拉·雷德 / 艾迪·凯伊·托马斯 / 尤金·列维 / 娜塔莎·雷昂 / 米娜·苏瓦丽 / 詹妮佛·库里奇 / 克里斯·欧文 Chris Owen / 埃里克·里夫利 / 莫莉·曲克
类型: 喜剧 / 爱情
语言: 英语
上映日期: 1999-07-09(美国)

四个美国大男孩吉姆（贾森•比格斯 Jason Biggs 饰）、凯文（托马斯•伊恩•尼古拉斯 Thomas Ian Nicholas饰 ）、芬奇（艾迪•凯伊•托马斯 Eddie Kaye Thomas 饰）、奥兹（克里斯•克莱因 Chris Klein 饰）即将高中毕业，但四人都还是愣头青（处男）。四人因此遭人嘲笑，他们亦耿耿于怀，发誓在毕业前要告别处男。他们在毕业晚会前就举办了一场派对，企图在派队上找到自己的女孩，告别处男之身。谁知告别处男并没有想象中简单，也没有按设想进行，他们总是在最后关头因为这样那样的原因而失去机会。毕业晚会即将到来，这是他们毕业前的最后一次机会了，四人又开始加紧准备步伐。怀揣着父亲教授的一套性知识的吉姆，最喜欢看图书馆性爱“圣经”的凯文，最喜欢大龄女人的芬奇，还有多才多艺的奥兹，在这场派队中纷纷为自己的誓言而奋斗，于是有了笑料百出的一幕幕。　

美国派 American Pie (1999)

经典台词：

Kevin: Separately we are flawed and vulnerable, but together we are the masters of our sexual destiny.
Jim: Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style kung fu will defeat it!
Kevin: Guys...
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: The Shaolin masters of East and West must unite! Fight! And find out who is number one!
Kevin: GUYS! I'm serious!

拜见岳父大人 Meet the Parents (2000)

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拜见岳父大人 Meet the Parents (2000)

导演: 杰伊·罗奇
编剧: 吉姆·赫兹菲尔德 / 约翰·汉博格 / 格雷格·格列娜 / 玛丽·露丝·克拉克
主演: 罗伯特·德尼罗 / 本·斯蒂勒 / 特莉•保罗 / 布莱思·丹纳 / 欧文·威尔逊
类型: 喜剧 / 爱情
语言: 英语 / 泰语 / 西班牙语 / 希伯来语 / 法语
上映日期: 2000-10-06(美国)

格雷戈（Ben Stiller 本•斯蒂勒 饰）准备向相恋多年的女友潘米拉（Teri Polo特莉•保罗 饰）求婚时，意外获悉了求婚成功成功与否，不仅要过美人关，更要过岳父关。潘米拉的姐姐下个礼拜即将举行婚礼，届时格雷戈将和潘米拉一起回家参加婚礼。小伙子心想这次正是讨好未来岳父，搞定岳父那关的大好时机。格雷戈的名字在美语中很容易被理解成“同性恋•性交者”的意思，有着这么个稀奇古怪的名字，注定格雷戈拜见未来岳父之行不会如他所料那般顺利。果然，当他们来到了潘米拉家时，格雷戈虽然表现得文质彬彬，但当他总是插话时力图幽默却效果相反时，未来岳父（罗伯特•德尼罗 Robert De Niro 饰）的脸色越来越难看。

拜见岳父大人 Meet the Parents (2000)

经典台词：

Jack Byrnes: "My Mother", by Jack Byrnes. You gave me life, / You gave me milk, / You gave me courage. / Your name was Angela, / An angel from Heaven, / But you were also an angel of God, / And he needed you, too. / I selfishly tried to hold on to you, / While the cancer ate away at your organs, / Like an unstoppable rebel force, / And now we'll meet in Heaven, / And I shall see you / Nevermore, nevermore, nevermore.
Pam Byrnes: Dad, that's beautiful.
Greg Focker: That's amazing, so much love, and also so much information.

Greg Focker: Hey, hey, If you would take a second, take the little sticks out of your head, clean out your ears, and maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do and all I want to do is hold on to my bag and not listen to you! And the only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers, okay? If you can get it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it, okay? Otherwise, step off, bitch.

冒牌天神 Bruce Almighty (2003)

冒牌天神 Bruce Almighty (2003)

导演: 汤姆·沙迪亚克
编剧: Steve Koren / Mark O'Keefe / 史蒂夫·欧德科克
主演: 金·凯瑞 / 摩根·弗里曼 / 詹妮弗·安妮斯顿 / 菲利浦·贝克·霍尔 / 凯瑟琳·贝尔 / 史蒂夫·卡瑞尔 / Nora Dunn
类型: 剧情 / 喜剧 / 奇幻
语言: 英语
上映日期: 2003-05-23

布鲁斯（金•凯瑞 Jim Carrey 饰）是美国水牛城的一名记者。三十而立的他，不仅没有变得成熟和独立，反而还整天毛手毛脚，弄得自己诸事不顺。布鲁斯还不知自我检讨，总是把一切过错的责任推到别人或上帝身上。还好他的幽默颇受当地观众喜爱，才不致于他被电视台扫地出门。这天，布鲁斯一醒来就霉运就来了：先是在床上烦躁得睡不着，接着女友做的早餐难吃得要命，跟着家里的狗竟然在沙发上撒尿了……布鲁斯忍无可忍，指着天空没完没了地大骂起上帝对他的不公。上帝真的被他从天上骂下来了！上帝允许布鲁斯做一天上帝，管理这个世界。兴奋的布鲁斯发现自己真的无所不能了，他开始了自己疯狂的游戏……

冒牌天神 Bruce Almighty (2003)

经典台词：

Bruce: First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber - pardon me, Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?

Bruce: Is this heaven?
God: No, this is Mount Everest. You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time. But I guess you can't now, being dead and all.
[pause]
Bruce: I'm *dead*?
God: Naw, I'm just messing with ya.
Bruce: That's not funny, Man! That is *not* funny.

预产期 Due Date (2010)

预产期 Due Date (2010)

导演: 托德·菲利普斯
编剧: Alan Freedland / Alan R. Cohen
主演: 扎克·加利凡纳基斯 / 小罗伯特·唐尼 / 杰米·福克斯 / 朱丽叶特·刘易斯 / 米歇尔·莫娜汉 / 艾伦·阿金
类型: 剧情 / 喜剧
语言: 英语 / 西班牙语
上映日期: 2010-11-05(美国)

两个南辕北辙的人被迫结伴同行，这趟疯狂旅程足以改变他们的人生。罗拔唐尼饰演准爸爸彼得（小罗伯特·唐尼 饰），五天后就是太太的预产期，他希望能赶上飞机，从亚特兰大飞到妻子身边陪她生产，不过事与愿违。倒霉的他遇上满有抱负的演员伊桑（扎克·加利费安纳基斯 饰），二人被迫一起搭上顺风车，展开了一次穿州过省、摧毁无数车辆、友情乃至彼得神经的旅程。

预产期 Due Date (2010)

经典台词：

Ethan Tremblay: My father always had a saying 'When a day starts like this it's all uphill from here.'
Peter Highman: Uphill? No, it's all downhill from here.
Ethan Tremblay: But nobody wants to be down, everybody wants to be up. It's all uphill from here.
Peter Highman: But it's easier to go downhill. So your dad had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

Ethan Tremblay: You know what, I didn't want to play this card. Certainly not this early, but guess what? Guess who's got the Subaru Impreza? Me! Guess who's got all the money? Me! Guess who's got a winning personality? Me! What do you have? You have a nice hair line, fine. You have a strong jaw, fine. But I gotta tell you somethin', mister. Your personality needs some work. My God! Now do you want a ride to California or not?

独裁者 The Dictator (2012)

独裁者 The Dictator (2012)

导演: 拉里·查尔斯
编剧: 萨莎·拜伦·科恩 / Alec Berg / Jeff Schaffer / David Mandel
主演: 萨莎·拜伦·科恩 / 本·金斯利 / 杰森-曼兹沃克斯 / 梅根·福克斯 / 安娜·法瑞丝 / 爱德华·诺顿
类型: 喜剧
语言: 英语
上映日期: 2012-05-16(美国)

阿拉底（萨莎•拜伦•科恩 Sacha Baron Cohen 饰）是中东瓦迪亚共和国领导人。一出生，他就开始了专制的统治。他参加百米比赛，自己鸣枪自己跑，凡是跟随者统统被射杀。他视察核武器实验室，对于不合心意的科学家统统铲除。他接见外国元首，总习惯炫耀自己独特的腋臭。他每每睡过一个明星，总习惯拍张裸照存在自己的王宫。他荒淫无度，备受瞩目，用沾满了血腥的手握紧了权杖。某日，他来美国纽约参加联合国会议，却意外被牧羊人将军（本•金斯利 Ben Kingsley 饰）出卖，后者竟然找了个山寨货作了他的替代者，成立了傀儡政府。他眼看着那个脑残的李鬼在联合国大会上胡作非为，极度气愤。他来到瓦迪亚驻美大使馆前示威游行，认识了收容难民有机食物女店主（安娜•法瑞丝 Anna Faris 饰）。他隐姓埋名来到店中闹出很多笑话，后来他离店出走，意外遇到了昔日的下属，开始谋划重新夺取政权，阴错阳差之后，他爱上了那个女店主，并开始了复仇之旅……

独裁者 The Dictator (2012)

经典台词：

General Aladeen: Why are you guys so anti-dictators? Imagine if America was a dictatorship. You could let 1% of the people have all the nation's wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes. And bailing them out when they gamble and lose. You could ignore the needs of the poor for health care and education. Your media would appear free, but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wiretap phones. You could torture foreign prisoners. You could have rigged elections. You could lie about why you go to war. You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group, and no one would complain. You could use the media to scare the people into supporting policies that are against their interests.